Things midgets hate

#110
#110
Lightswitches.

The phrase: "While you're down there...".
 
#111
#111
Never being able to see what's on the buffet.
 
#112
#112
Urinals. And probably normal sized toilets.
 
#123
#123
Yeah, probably no fun being at sweaty, smelly crotch height. Wonder if a midget's ever been like, "Damn girl, you need some Lysol for that ****! Hang a pine tree from your bellybutton ring or something. Is Tony Soprano sending me a message or have you not heard of douching? That's not the catch of the day, that's the catch of last Tuesday! Is that thing gonna sprout eight legs and squirt black **** at me? *****, you smell like New Jersey!"
 
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