Things midgets hate

[Spartacavolus]

Leap frog

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Jump rope

 

[rockytop114]

Roller Coaster hight limits

 

[Jax_Vol]

Door keys on top of door frames

 

[rockytop114]

the top shelf

 

[Spartacavolus]

Having to shop for xl hats.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Driving tanks

 

[rockytop114]

driving a car

booster seats

 

[rockytop114]

Willie Wonka

 

[rockytop114]

umpa lumpa

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

High top beds

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

The top of a bunk bed

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Steps

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Stairs ^^

 

[DD4ME]

When Great Danes get added to their dog walking route

 

[DD4ME]

USPS mailbox height requirements

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Willie Wonka

I lulzed.

 

[Spartacavolus]

The successful midget from Elf. The angry little elf.

 

[OtterFH]

Was this in the FF?

 

[DD4ME]

They love my nuts, always swinging on em

 

[rockytop114]

and same for my peen

 

[The Internet]

 

[Weezer]

Threads that refer to them as midgets and make fun of them.

And dwarf bowling.

 

[rockytop114]

having a baby

 

[LittleCat]

Normal sized shorts bc they can be worn as pants for them

wouldnt that be a good thing?