Things I would do instead of going to buckees.

[508mikey]

@NorCalVol67 go here https://www.chazzpalminterinyc.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoq95z_NIlwlxqTk-RHZ2KEf8Rqjm1zniPR5aIh4Vftn2mWkuUPE

 

[Tin Man]

 

[Orangeslice13]

-I would discount bungee jump but I’ll never go to a Buckees
-I would go on a mission trip to baptize cats……
-I would eat sushi from the flying J truck….
-skinny dipping with P. Diddy………
-boys trip with @McDad and his nuts……
-go on a long weekend camping trip with Louis Farrakhan…..
-smash my manhood with a dead blow hammer
-wax my ass with Duct tape
-wear Mojos shoes to a Florida Georgia line concert

Updated

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

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Nice beaver

 

[Danl]

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Where is Buccee's other hand?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Where is Buccee's other hand?

Lower back. I was afraid he was gonna grab a handful

 

[Behr]

Nice beaver

 

[Tin Man]

Lower back. I was afraid he was gonna grab a handful

He propositioned you?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

There are 2 types of people in the world.
1-those with an IQ above 75
2- those who go to buc-ee’s

 

[Behr]

 

[508mikey]

He propositioned you?

Are you applying for a part time job as the mascot now ?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

More frisky beaver pictures

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’d spend a Sunday fixing a water leak in Gingers shower before I’d go to a Buc-ee’s with @McDad

 

[McDad]

I’d spend a Sunday fixing a water leak in Gingers shower before I’d go to a Buc-ee’s with @McDad

Anywhere with me is a good time.

 

[GordonC]

Anywhere with me is a good time.

Errbody was waitin for pics of the Bucces (or whatever tha fook) mascot molestering you

Edit: I guess yore not a frisky beaver.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Errbody was waitin for pics of the Bucces (or whatever tha fook) mascot molestering you

Edit: I guess yore not a frisky beaver.

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I am fairly certain that was @GVF in the mascot costume at the Crossville Buc-ee's

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Anywhere with me is a good time.

Ever been to the women’s prison in Murfreesboro?

 

[McDad]

Ever been to the women’s prison in Murfreesboro?

Yes.
That's where I met my wife.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yes.
That's where I met my wife.

I find desperate, criminal women to be an overlooked spousal pool.

 

[McDad]

I find desperate, criminal women to be an overlooked spousal pool.

Agreed. As an added bonus, I am less inclined to argue with her because she is a criminal.

 

[GVF]

I am fairly certain that was @GVF in the mascot costume at the Crossville Buc-ee's

That's awfully presumptious of you. I was more careful than that.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Agreed. As an added bonus, I am less inclined to argue with her because she is a criminal.

But, if she gets out of line, just call her parole officer to lock her back up. Conjugal visits and less drama at home.

 

[McDad]

But, if she gets out of line, just call her parole officer to lock her back up. Conjugal visits and less drama at home.

Those orange jumpsuits are straight

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

That's awfully presumptious of you. I was more careful than that.

I knew that was up in your neck of the woods. I did eat at the Blue Coast Burrito in Cookeville the last time I drove through.