Things I would do instead of going to buckees.

[Orangeslice13]

I saw this in front of a house near where I was working. I don’t get the love for that place. Actually I hate it so I’m going to compile a list of things I might do, but I’ll never go to a Buck-ees

 

[Orangeslice13]

-I would discount bungee jump but I’ll never go to a Buckees
-I would go on a mission trip to baptize cats……
-I would eat sushi from the flying J truck….
-skinny dipping with P. Diddy………
-boys trip with @McDad and his nuts……
-go on a long weekend camping trip with Louis Farrakhan…..
-smash my manhood with a dead blow hammer
-wax my ass with Duct tape
-wear Mojos shoes to a Florida Georgia line concert
-pay full price.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I would go on a mission trip to baptize cats but I’d go to a Buckees

 

[Orangeslice13]

I would eat sushi from the flying J truck stop but I’m not going to Buckees

 

[GordonC]

I would watch all of SNF's bullchit podcasts before going to Buckees

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I would eat sushi from the flying J truck stop before going to Buckees

Would you eat Bucees sushi before going to Bucees?

 

[GordonC]

Would you eat Bucees sushi before going to Bucees?

 

[Tin Man]

You would meet me for lunch before going to Bucees

 

[GordonC]

I would cheer for the Yankees to win the World Series before going to Buckees

 

[VolNExile]

I would go on a mission trip to baptize cats before I’d go to a Buckees

Would you come baptize our cat? She is sorely in need of a baptismal bath. Note: she won’t allow her claws to be clipped. She came out of anesthesia fighting at the vet’s the last time we tried.

But those gooey Bucky Buc-ees nuggets, whatever they’re called; they’re the WORST. ***Edited in an attempt to placate @McDad, or Mesa as my phone wants to call him***

Edit: look how peaceful and relaxed she is! Ignore that she clenches her hind paws in her sleep!

 

[VolNExile]

You would meet me for lunch before going to Bucees

This is funny, y’all, admit it.

 

[VolNExile]

I would cheer for the Yankees to win the World Series before going to Buckees

That’s serious, right there.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Why the hate? My wife and I stopped in one just to see what all the fuss was. It's like Walmart on the interstate. Definitely nothing to have an orgasm over, but not worth raising your blood pressure either. Doubtful we go back unless it is the only place open.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Would you eat Bucees sushi before going to Bucees?

Hell naw. It would probably be some form of beaver sushi
And not the good kind.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I would cheer for the Yankees to win the World Series before going to Buckees

That's just freaking stupid right thar. Buckee's Beaver nuggets is da bomb.

 

[508mikey]

Buckees cant be worst than Walmart can it ?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Would you come baptize our cat? She is sorely in need of a baptismal bath. Note: she won’t allow her claws to be clipped. She came out of anesthesia fighting at the vet’s the last time we tried.

But those gooey Bucky nuggets, whatever they’re called; they’re the WORST.

Edit: look how peaceful and relaxed she is! Ignore that she clenches her hind paws in her sleep!
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[GordonC]

Buckees cant be worst than Walmart can it ?

WM's only bad wen dey won't fill your perscriptions while dey eatin Asian food on break.
But dey only do that two you.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Why the hate? My wife and I stopped in one just to see what all the fuss was. It's like Walmart on the interstate. Definitely nothing to have an orgasm over, but not worth raising your blood pressure either. Doubtful we go back unless it is the only place open.

Just allow it to fester. The hate will grow in you soon enough

 

[82_VOL_83]

@joevol33 Hey boss, I need some help up in hereuh!

 

[508mikey]

Is Buckees a cleaner truck stop than the one TFG and Weezer haunt ?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Is Buckees a cleaner truck stop than the one TFG and Weezer haunt ?

How do you know so much about where TFG and Weezer go?

 

[GordonC]

also shuddup joe

 

[GordonC]

5* thread btw

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’d go to one of Diddy’s skinny dipping parties but never to a Buckees