Things I Dont Understand

#51
#51
I don't understand why the stock market often seems to go up when the news is bad, and down when its good.

ha ha

Last friday one of the talking heads on cnbc says "gdp growth was slower for the quarter which is great for the bulls." I'm thinking "the economy slowing is good for the stock market?" Since the market was down that day, i'm thinking most agreed with me.
 
#52
#52
Speaking of traffic annoyances. I hate the fact that many drivers do not know what the little stick coming out of the steering wheel. It is supposed to be used when making a turn or changing lanes. The lack of ability to use a turn signal pisses me off every time.

especially when you want to turn left and they are turning into the road that you are sitting still.
 
#53
#53
I really dont understand people that dont get direct deposit when your company offers it, who wants to drive to the bank to deposit your paycheck.
 
#54
#54
I hate it when a 2 year old kid pierces my ears, crying and screaming in a restaurant, and the grownups are just chatting away.
 
#58
#58
How about, I can't understand why there is less traffic on Friday mornings going to work. I can leave my house at a certain time and get to work on time Monday through Thursday and can leave at the same time on Friday morning and be 10 minutes early without speeding.
 
#59
#59
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What's the deal with Grape-Nuts?
 
#61
#61
-Drivers that speed up when you try to pass them.

-My 4 yr old being smarter than me.

-The target service times in seconds posted for each delivery segement at McDonalds, but it takes forever.

-Having to repeat your entire order at a drive thru and still not getting it right.

-Being interrupted while having you order recorded, by a friend of the server who immediately ignores the rest of your monologue, then returns focus to talley the only part listened to.

-Why I bought a Ford.

-How one midwest city does not observe daylight savings and keeps up with the rest of central time zones.

-Why Aunt B wouldn't "just call the man"

-Why blacks talk back to the movie screen in horror movies. They can't hear anyone in the audience. (not trying to be ugly).

-Why someone thought it necessary to ever create a reality TV show. Especially with 40 kids having to cut out their niche. Like they really are suffering and not getting to eat if they don't figure it out. Am I really perceived that dumb by Hollywood.

-Why they can't create a golf ball that corrects my weaknesses when struck.

-Why we actually still eat at buffets.
 

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