-Drivers that speed up when you try to pass them.
-My 4 yr old being smarter than me.
-The target service times in seconds posted for each delivery segement at McDonalds, but it takes forever.
-Having to repeat your entire order at a drive thru and still not getting it right.
-Being interrupted while having you order recorded, by a friend of the server who immediately ignores the rest of your monologue, then returns focus to talley the only part listened to.
-Why I bought a Ford.
-How one midwest city does not observe daylight savings and keeps up with the rest of central time zones.
-Why Aunt B wouldn't "just call the man"
-Why blacks talk back to the movie screen in horror movies. They can't hear anyone in the audience. (not trying to be ugly).
-Why someone thought it necessary to ever create a reality TV show. Especially with 40 kids having to cut out their niche. Like they really are suffering and not getting to eat if they don't figure it out. Am I really perceived that dumb by Hollywood.
-Why they can't create a golf ball that corrects my weaknesses when struck.
-Why we actually still eat at buffets.