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#111
#111
Behr1213 said:
Had a neighbor bring his new girlfriend/date over. Big mistake! After hearing about her "sexual crush" on her 24 year old son and how she likes to dig up her dead cat, give it a bath and hang out with it when no one is home.....my neighbor and a few other of us need therapy. That was their 2nd and last "date".
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If he's not going to see her anymore, can I get her number?
 
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#117
#117
Behr1213 said:
Had a neighbor bring his new girlfriend/date over. Big mistake! After hearing about her "sexual crush" on her 24 year old son and how she likes to dig up her dead cat, give it a bath and hang out with it when no one is home.....my neighbor and a few other of us need therapy. That was their 2nd and last "date".
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She's either crazy or she didn't like him and made sure that it was the last date.
 
#118
#118
volfan6782 said:
She's either crazy or she didn't like him and made sure that it was the last date.
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She was/is batshat crazy. Seriously. There was a lot more to the story that I didn't want to bore you guys with, and to be honest, I'm embarrassed to have been part of it.

She left our "Party" in the back of a police car.


I'll see if I can get her number for you Ron.
 
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#120
Behr1213 said:
She was/is batshat crazy. Seriously. There was a lot more to the story that I didn't want to bore you guys with, and to be honest, I'm embarrassed to have been part of it.

She left our "Party" in the back of a police car.


I'll see if I can get her number for you Ron.
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Well now we gotta know.....
 
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#122
#122
95 Vol Alum said:
Well now we gotta know.....
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volfan6782 said:
Come on man, you can't throw this nugget out there and leave us hanging.
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We were talking about Behr and how much everyone thought of him as 'one of us".

She brought up her cat that she loved dearly and how she digs it up........

One of the neighbors 8 year old daughter showed up (her mother brought her to see her dad) and "Mary the crazy beech" started talking about her son.......

My neighbor (Josh) told his daughter to go inside when Mary started talking shat. His daughter acted like any spoiled 8 year old girl will and Mary called her a little Bit*h.

Shat hit the fan, and Mary made the comment she had a gun.......she had a loaded .38 revolver in her purse and the cops were called.

What really sucked is, she was a hot 42 year old. Lil chupacabra was attracted to her......before the "I'd like to suck my sons ......" crap.
 
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#123
This is turning into one of the most f'd up stories I've ever heard. Thanks for sharing behr!

Did they haul her off in the squad car or did she escort herself home?
 
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