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#129
#129
Behr1213 said:
We were talking about Behr and how much everyone thought of him as 'one of us".

She brought up her cat that she loved dearly and how she digs it up........

One of the neighbors 8 year old daughter showed up (her mother brought her to see her dad) and "Mary the crazy beech" started talking about her son.......

My neighbor (Josh) told his daughter to go inside when Mary started talking shat. His daughter acted like any spoiled 8 year old girl will and Mary called her a little Bit*h.

Shat hit the fan, and Mary made the comment she had a gun.......she had a loaded .38 revolver in her purse and the cops were called.

What really sucked is, she was a hot 42 year old. Lil chupacabra was attracted to her......before the "I'd like to suck my sons ......" crap.
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You think she's high on bath salts or some such?
 
#135
#135
95 Vol Alum said:
Please tell me you took a pic of the event.
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I have pics of the burning of my "gift" from a friend in the fire pit and a few other good ones. By the time that shat got real, I was too busy watching the food on the grill and keeping lil chupacabra from going all 114 on that chick.

I know, pics or it didn't happen. I wish it hadn't. At least not until the kids had gone to bed. I haven't been able to post any pics downloaded from my camera since Freak installed the new server during the coaching search....?????

She had been drinking vodka straight from the bottle she kept in her purse, along with the gun. No other drugs that I know of.
 
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#137
#137
Behr1213 said:
We were talking about Behr and how much everyone thought of him as 'one of us".

She brought up her cat that she loved dearly and how she digs it up........

One of the neighbors 8 year old daughter showed up (her mother brought her to see her dad) and "Mary the crazy beech" started talking about her son.......

My neighbor (Josh) told his daughter to go inside when Mary started talking shat. His daughter acted like any spoiled 8 year old girl will and Mary called her a little Bit*h.

Shat hit the fan, and Mary made the comment she had a gun.......she had a loaded .38 revolver in her purse and the cops were called.

What really sucked is, she was a hot 42 year old. Lil chupacabra was attracted to her......before the "I'd like to suck my sons ......" crap.
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Why the Cliff's Notes? There is WAY more detail to this story.

You were tending the meat while Margot Kidder had her way with your party guests?

Shenanigans, buddy.
 
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Hobock said:
Why the Cliff's Notes? There is WAY more detail to this story.

You were tending the meat while Margot Kidder had her way with your party guests?

Shenanigans, buddy.
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It all started about 3pm, I had just finished giving the lil chupa her the grande enchilada, she really likes it too. Sometimes she likes to have a taco with it and I thought that was gonna be a possibility later in the evening. After our shower we decided to watch a movie. After 30 minutes of looking through my DVD collection, we decided on Moby Dick. About half way through the movie, we paused it, had a couple body shots (tequila) and I gave her a pocket present I was saving for later..........

Didn't want to make it a tl;dr story.

Honestly Cockblock, I have no idea what she was charged with. She was crazy, drunk, had a loaded gun and yes, she did resist arrest.
 
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Behr1213 said:
It all started about 3pm, I had just finished giving the lil chupa her the grande enchilada, she really likes it too. Sometimes she likes to have a taco with it and I thought that was gonna be a possibility later in the evening. After our shower we decided to watch a movie. After 30 minutes of looking through my DVD collection, we decided on Moby Dick. About half way through the movie, we paused it, had a couple body shots (tequila) and I gave her a pocket present I was saving for later..........

Didn't want to make it a tl;dr story.

Honestly Cockblock, I have no idea what she was charged with. She was crazy, drunk, had a loaded gun and yes, she did resist arrest.
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How long had he been dating her? While being arrested, did she say or scream anything of interest?
 
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#143
#143
Behr1213 said:
It all started about 3pm, I had just finished giving the lil chupa her the grande enchilada, she really likes it too. Sometimes she likes to have a taco with it and I thought that was gonna be a possibility later in the evening. After our shower we decided to watch a movie. After 30 minutes of looking through my DVD collection, we decided on Moby Dick. About half way through the movie, we paused it, had a couple body shots (tequila) and I gave her a pocket present I was saving for later..........

Didn't want to make it a tl;dr story.

Honestly Cockblock, I have no idea what she was charged with. She was crazy, drunk, had a loaded gun and yes, she did resist arrest.
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I can't understand all of this damn spanish
 
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#144
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Hobock said:
How long had he been dating her? While being arrested, did she say or scream anything of interest?
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I guess where I posted how long they had been dating was in the tl;dr. part.

She was screaming and yelling all kind of crap but was too far away for me to understand any of it. Lil chupa was rambling off some kind of weird Spanish voodoo spell that actually turned me on. I still don't know what she said or what it means, but I ask her to repeat it to me me when we are "goin at it" now.
 
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#145
#145
Behr1213 said:
I have pics of the burning of my "gift" from a friend in the fire pit and a few other good ones. By the time that shat got real, I was too busy watching the food on the grill and keeping lil chupacabra from going all 114 on that chick.

I know, pics or it didn't happen. I wish it hadn't. At least not until the kids had gone to bed. I haven't been able to post any pics downloaded from my camera since Freak installed the new server during the coaching search....?????

She had been drinking vodka straight from the bottle she kept in her purse, along with the gun. No other drugs that I know of.
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awsome kewl story bro
 
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#146
#146
Behr1213 said:
I guess where I posted how long they had been dating was in the tl;dr. part.

She was screaming and yelling all kind of crap but was too far away for me to understand any of it. Lil chupa was rambling off some kind of weird Spanish voodoo spell that actually turned me on. I still don't know what she said or what it means, but I ask her to repeat it to me me when we are "goin at it" now.
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Donde esta el bano? Puedo usar sus servicios? Necesitas obtener mi tarjeta?
 
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