The Unofficial Thread of the Zone's Official Softball Team

[Thrasher865]

We played one game!

I blame the coaching.

A good coach is a motivator.

 

[DD4ME]

Y'all should visit the local lesbian bar and do some cruitin.

 

[VolFan32]

I have sent her a text. She's working.

 

[Thrasher865]

I think our intramurals team was coed at UT... Pretty sure we only had to play like 3 girls. I dunno... Maybe it was all guys.

I don't like the 50/50, because it's impossible to get enough interest from girls.

 

[DD4ME]

Yore 1st baseman

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Explain to me why? If we have a girl who can catch, she can play first. Very few balls are hit to first.

This tells me all I need to know about Voxx's coaching ability.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

1st priority is appointing a new coach.
Siap

As an unbiased observer, I agree!

 

[Aavoxx]

Where's the head shaking smiley...

 

[Aavoxx]

We probably don't have girl who can catch a ball throw across the infield like that anyway, so the point is moot.

 

[VIF]

Hey, there's your team name. Moot Point!!! Chocked full of irony!!!

 

[Thrasher865]

If there are any doods that are more athletic than me, feel free to bump me to 1st and put them at SS.

Take whatever girl you were thinking about making 1B and put her at catcher. If bunting is allowed, we need a guy either at P or catcher. I'm thinking our infield guys at P, SS and 1B.

 

[VolFan32]

If this girl can play, she can throw the ball across the field. She's about 5'9", too.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Coach Voxx, what is our strategy?

"Moot Point". Kindof carries the same weight as White Pyre. Just throw it in whenever and the conversation usually stops for a second.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

If I played I'd like to pitch.




Set up for VIF! Lulz

 

[Aavoxx]

If there are any doods that are more athletic than me, feel free to bump me to 1st and put them at SS.

Take whatever girl you were thinking about making 1B and put her at catcher. If bunting is allowed, we need a guy either at P or catcher. I'm thinking our infield guys at P, SS and 1B.

Bunting is not allowed. This is slow pitch softball.

I'm putting Andy at 1st because of his height if no girl is available for that position. You hide your girls that can't do **** in RF and C.

We need someone to play 3rd and LF tho. Maybe Josh.

 

[Spartacavolus]

if bunting is allowed, I may get a crew and clean out the entire league, red wedding style

 

[Aavoxx]

If this girl can play, she can throw the ball across the field. She's about 5'9", too.

Good.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Does everyone know their proper cut offs?

 

[Thrasher865]

If this girl can play, she can throw the ball across the field. She's about 5'9", too.

3B?

 

[Spartacavolus]

I got $10 on a pulled hammy in the first game, if we even have any "competitors" playing. If you aren't pulling a hammy or groin in adult softball, you aren't playing hard enough and need to put your illegal bat down

 

[Thrasher865]

Bunting is not allowed. This is slow pitch softball.

I'm putting Andy at 1st because of his height if no girl is available for that position. You hide your girls that can't do **** in RF and C.

We need someone to play 3rd and LF tho. Maybe Josh.

Yes, try to get Josh involved. That would fill up our starting roster for guys. We'd just need a couple subs.

 

[VIF]

If I played I'd like to pitch.




Set up for VIF! Lulz

I figured you to be a guy on top of the mound, toeing the rubber and juggling the rosin bag.:good!:

 

[Aavoxx]

3B?

Yah, if she'll be a waste at 1st we'll put her at 3rd.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I figured you to be a guy on top of the mound, toeing the rubber and juggling the rosin bag.:good!:

if it's coed, I'll be in the batter's box

 

[Thrasher865]

or LCF?