The Topic That Will Never Die II

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Mornin' Immortals!:hi:

Go Vols!!!

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course​
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.​
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!​
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.​
-If you need to know what that's from, you got no business being here!​
 
Spackler: "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
 

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