The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[VolFan32]

Wow, Gonz, just wow.

Wherever. I am moderately skilled at every position - except pitching.

 

[Aavoxx]

Best part is the kickball team name is "Skilled in Every Position."

 

[Orangeslice13]

LadyVols win. I would dance if I knew how.

U non-dancing *****es can come to Zumba with me. You'll be slinging ur hips everywhere

I'd break a hip and would be stuck in bed.

We've been in bed since halftime

We?

I'm with ya Kat, although it sounds like yours was on purpose.

Wait, wut?
Never mind I don't want to know.

 

[Thrasher865]

U just have to get under the covers n close ur eyes

:unsure:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

:unsure:

Dang it lol

 

[VIF]

Voxx, You know ignoring a rash like that is not a good idea, right?

Hopefully it gets better.

 

[Aavoxx]

Voxx, You know ignoring a rash like that is not a good idea, right?

Reaching, imo.

 

[VIF]

IYO, which is easier for you, the reach around or the beech wipe?

Reaching, imo.

hmy:

 

[Aavoxx]

Touche.

 

[VIF]

You're lazy, smelly, cross-eyed, buck toothed, big earred and dumb!

You sound like my wife.

hmy::birgits_giggle::whistling::no:lol:

 

[VIF]

You prolly have a favorite recliner you like to sit on, but what does your wife like to sit on?

Your face!

Sorry. :no::crazy: I have a mental problem.

 

[jhen713]

You're lazy, smelly, cross-eyed, buck toothed, big earred and dumb!



hmy::birgits_giggle::whistling::no:lol:

That ain't even the post that I thought would end up in this thread.

 

[Behr]

That ain't even the post that I thought would end up in this thread.

fyp

I suggest you do the same before it's too late.

:twocents:

 

[jhen713]

:hi:

 

[Behr]

:lol:

You just never know with VIF.

 

[jhen713]

I know. I think he gets alerts on his phone when we make posts that belong in here.

 

[VIF]

fyp

I suggest you do the same before it's too late.

:twocents:

DANG! what did I miss?hmy:

 

[jhen713]

Nothin. carry on.:whistling:

 

[VIF]

Jhen how do you cope with the wife passing gas?

I must be use to the smell.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

The last thing heard at every UT tailgate party.......

Go home gnome. you're drunk.

:birgits_giggle:

 

[UTGnome]

The last thing heard at every UT tailgate party.......



:birgits_giggle:

laffed

:toast:

 

[VIF]

I didn't know. That's kind of embarrassing. I should get another hobby.

 

[VIF]

My cock pot has no instructions for the recipes, Behr! When do I add the Dr. Pepper. These instructions are so confusing.

Why are you asking Behr about this pot of yours?
:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

Have u ever used coke as a glaze on baked ham?

Not only expensive, but illegal as well!!hmy::birgits_giggle:

 

[Behr]

Hey Hman, have you seen a picture of Gob?

He looks gay to me.