The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[GBO18]

You didn't seem to think it was small when it hit your bellybutton, from the inside.

Hmmmmmm.

 

[LittleCat]

VIF owns this.

 

[VIF]

I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you think. Are these graded or basically just for practice?

After Nerd motorboated TVG.hmy:

 

[tri_vol]

Nothing we post is safe anymore.

 

[VIF]

I got one, but I'm not smart enough to figure how to post it...

Thank God. We do not want to see your wiener.

 

[VIF]

Im digging those crotch straps you be sporting

This is what you get when you take a country girl to a strip club with you.

 

[VIF]

I like to think of it as an improvised cod piece.

When I asked the Long John Silver's employee what kind of fish they serve.

 

[Thrasher865]

My wife and i do it together

That's what wives are for, rocky...

 

[rockyvols]

That's what wives are for, rocky...

Girlfriends are for. Wives for sandwitch

 

[Thrasher865]

True, but if you don't have a girlfriend, you can use your wife for it in a pinch.

 

[VIF]

Pump fake, get him in the air, drive n lay it in

Sex in Kentucky sounds awkward, yet painful.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sex in Kentucky sounds awkward, yet painful.

Dang it

 

[tri_vol]

Sex in Kentucky sounds awkward, yet painful.

Allsome

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sex in Kentucky sounds awkward, yet painful.

Damn....you beat me to it. I just read it. Lulz

 

[VIF]

Oh well, if she doesn't want to show me them titties, I will have to look at the two that I can.

I don't think I would have let that slip.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

We usually do it at least once a month. The kids love it.

Kids are too young to watch that, jhen.

 

[LittleCat]

are they schwetty?

.

 

[LittleCat]

but we better tighten up.

 

[VIF]

We usually do it at least once a month. The kids love it.

95 beat me to this.
Two things are disturbing. 1. you only do it once a month? and 2. you let the kids watch.

 

[Thrasher865]

My interpretation was that the kids were somehow involved...

 

[VIF]

Thrasher=

 

[VIF]

Can't say I didn't see it coming, but sucks all the same.

Famous last words of a pivot man.

 

[Thrasher865]

No, Thrasher =

 

[VIF]

I wish my sister were that hot.

Not out of context, just out of line.

 

[VIF]

Just took a sleeping pill. Now gotta see if I can finish before I pass out.

Medication and masturbation do not mix.