The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[theFallGuy]

oh lawdy lawdy lawdy

 

[joevol33]

Hey Souce, how did you respond when that male hooker offered you his services for $500?

How's two fiddy sound?

 

[Souce]

 

[joevol33]

Hey TFG, what did you say when @Souce. Offered you half of what you were asking for your services?

250? geez

 

[theFallGuy]

hey Joe, what did u tell that donkey after u got in position?

I'm in

 

[Souce]

Oh lawd

 

[GordonC]

Hey Joe, I know you wanted to keep that Bavarian cream-nipple affair on the downlow, but do you think anybody found out about it?

I've seen about 10 stories on Facebook

 

[joevol33]

Hey Joe, I know you wanted to keep that Bavarian cream-nipple affair on the downlow, but do you think anybody found out about it?

 

[Tin Man]

When caught using lotion for an "unintended purpose," what does Bill do?

Abstains from a silence of the lambs joke.

 

[joevol33]

@Souce , would you say male midget porn and fondling donkeys are your two biggest obsessions?

YES

 

[joevol33]

Hey rusty, what did that cop tell you and that male midget hooker at the truck stop?

Y’all quit following each other into the toilet.

 

[tnuhcvols]

Lulz

 

[Souce]

Oh lawd!

 

[Tin Man]

Hey rusty, what did that cop tell you and that male midget hooker at the truck stop?

Tell JoeVol33 that his wife and daughters are looking for him.

 

[GordonC]

Hey @joevol33, remember in that other thread when you were talking about being Kentucky born and Kentucky bred and how KY jam or preserves works the same as KY jelly? I was wondering if you all use anything else when you head out to the goatpen to--

Bearing grease

OK

 

[joevol33]

Hey @joevol33, remember in that other thread when you were talking about being Kentucky born and Kentucky bred and how KY jam or preserves works the same as KY jelly? I was wondering if you all use anything else when you head out to the goatpen to--



OK

Don't judge

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe,

How was that midget M4M peep show.

It was fun get a quarter!

 

[Souce]

Lulz

 

[malinoisvol]

@theFallGuy, joe is on his way!

Well, I'm gonna get ready to go get probed.

 

[VolNExile]

@theFallGuy, joe is on his way!

lol, that didn’t take long

 

[malinoisvol]

lol, that didn’t take long

that one was teed up nicely.

 

[malinoisvol]

Uh... I got no words.

I prefer to eat my penises raw thank you.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Wholly fk!

 

[vol445]

Wholly fk!

He beat me to it

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

He beat meat to it

Fify