The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[MoodyVol]

I gave you a like, but you're not supposed to edit the original.

My bad, I went waaay out of context. Unlike, I’ll delete. No worries!

 

[Behr]

My bad breath is nasty, I went waaay to far at the gay bar last night cause I wanted to experiment. I ain't gay though, No worries!

See?

 

[Usernametaken]

Hump away!

 

[joevol33]

Not out of context for me. It is hump day! Booooooom

 

[Behr]

Hey Moody,

During sex with the wife, would you rather have your mom watch or her mom watch?

What's the weirdest thing you've had stuck in your bottom during sex?

Both

Hairbrush or comb

 

[malinoisvol]

Kinky af!

 

[joevol33]

Just came back up, now I have to try and finish by myself.

 

[Behr]

That's the way it's done. Lulz.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Holy crap this thread is great.

And I did successfully finish by myself.

 

[joevol33]

Holy crap this thread is great.

And I did successfully finish by myself.

It's hilarious. I've made it in here a few times

 

[Behr]

Souce, do you still like it when the guys at the gym drop the soap in front of you in the showers?

YASSSSSSS

 

[Behr]

Why does that possums guts all over the road seem to still be moving, Joe?

Probably the light, but it tastes good

 

[Usernametaken]

Joe’s wife is kinky.

Soon as I pulled out the toy I picked out she grabbed it and started growling

 

[Behr]

Hey Souce, I'm gonna be late getting that nude picture of me emailed to you. Aight?

View attachment 205896

 

[Behr]

What does your buddy do before you guys go camping together?

Sprays his genitals with mace to get that tingly feeling

 

[joevol33]

Joe’s wife is kinky.

Can't be boring!

 

[malinoisvol]

So, what happened today?

Soon as I pulled out the toy I picked out she grabbed it and started growling

 

[joevol33]

So, what happened today?

Well, kids were both gone, so

 

[joevol33]

Joe’s wife is kinky.

I just showed this to my wife. She laughed, and said it's nice that i have people on Volnation as crazy as me

 

[Usernametaken]

Show this to your sweet wife @joevol33

It wasn't even hard

 

[Behr]

I just showed this to my wife. She laughed, and said it's nice that i have people on Volnation as crazy as me

She thinks we're crazy because we noticed she's kinky?

 

[Behr]

I overheard some whispering earlier and it was Souce and whore refrigerator. This was all I could make out...

Rub it in, it's all good

 

[508mikey]

 

[Behr]

Wtf?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

If I wasn’t using a scooter as a primary source of movement, I would hop around like that normally.