The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Behr]

OH LAWD HE MAD!!!!!

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr I heard you watched Souce and Joe's home porn video yesterday

I loved it, and actually teared just a little.

 

[Souce]

Behr I heard you watched Souce and Joe's home porn video yesterday

Are you jealous because he laughed at your M4M vid of you & Weezer?

 

[Behr]

Behr I heard you watched Souce and Joe's home porn video yesterday

 

[theFallGuy]

Are you jealous because he laughed at your M4M vid of you & Weezer?

U just so mayud as hayell aren't u

 

[GordonC]

Hey @joevol33 , what did you do with all those "marital aids" you used on all your midget tranny "domestic partners"?

I still keep them under my mattress

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey @joevol33 , what did you do with all those "marital aids" you used on all your midget tranny "domestic partners"?

Oh he mad

 

[82_VOL_83]

Dang prez, were those pics of you and @joevol33 getting into Weezer's Van photoshopped?

They look real to me.

 

[GordonC]

Mal, are you still telling people those red headed ghuys behind the truck stop dumpster are leprechauns?

They are. I mean, they do exist.

 

[theFallGuy]

@NorCalVol67 what did you say when you saw that video with @Souce fluffin his biskets with 2 male midgets?

Double wow.

 

[GordonC]

Mal, what do the truckers call you when you're on "bathroom duty" in your night job at the truck stop?

Fairy Dust

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Behr,

What did you say when Souce introduced you to his girlfriend?

She's beautiful. But yeah, yuge.

 

[Behr]

Yeah and she was Asian. He told me she was cool because she told him that having a small penis shouldn't be an issue in their relationship. He agreed but said he still wish she didn't have one.

 

[Weezer]

Hey TFG, Joe wants to know the latest on your gender reassignment surgery.

Getting closer everyone!

 

[vol445]

Yeah and she was Asian. He told me she was cool because she told him that having a small penis shouldn't be an issue in their relationship. He agreed but said he still wish she didn't have one.

You win today and this one should last a long while

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey Joe, how you gonna know when Souce shows up tonight without waking Tiff up?

I bought a $15 solar motion light, waiting on dark to see if it works

 

[vol445]

Hey @NorCalVol67 what do you think of @theFallGuy

Love me some Hooker.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Hey @NorCalVol67 what do you think of @theFallGuy

Who doesn’t?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe,

What did you say to Souce when you brought home that new sex toy?

I told her she needed to practice with it!!

 

[joevol33]

Hey Joe,

What did you say to Souce when you brought home that new sex toy?

Obviously he didn't, and it kilt him!

 

[joevol33]

Hey 8283, what was you're feeling when those 3 truck stop guys had you tied up in the bathroom?

I ain't afeared.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey 8283, what was you're feeling when those 3 truck stop guys had you tied up in the bathroom?

I knew TFG and Weezer would save me!

 

[NorCalVol67]

I knew TFG and Weezer would join in!

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

Don’t know if it fits this thread but when the new Dicks opened in Knoxville, a coworker said “that could fit 3 dicks inside it”. Didn’t realize how it sounded till after they said it.