The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[vol445]

How big is your vag, @joevol33 ?

Lulz we shall see...

 

[malinoisvol]

Any thots on @BadJerry20 's return to the zone?

Finally lay time

 

[GordonC]

Hey Joe, what did you name that place in your dream where you got dogged by all those horny midget trannies? I remember you said there was a lighthouse.

Fantasy island

 

[joevol33]

Hey lil o, are you shy about your excitement when you see Souce naked, or vocal about it?

Very vocal though.... Very vocal!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Hey lil o, are you shy about your excitement when you see Souce naked, or vocal about it?

Good one Joe, best one I’ve seen in awhile.

 

[DD4ME]

Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

boom

 

[DD4ME]

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore.

Don't you think you abuse it enough?

 

[DD4ME]

Medication and masturbation do not mix.

That's not where suppositories go bro.

 

[82_VOL_83]

boom

groce

 

[joevol33]

Hey hillbilly, have you used the new midget male blowup dolls yet? And have you shared this experience with anyone?

I have to be in the mood, which is rare. Even rarer to be in the mood and around someone holding who wants to share and who I trust.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey hillbilly, have you used the new midget male blowup dolls yet? And have you shared this experience with anyone?

Lulz

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe,

How many M4M midget porn scenes do you need to participate in each day to be satisfied?

I need 70

 

[joevol33]

Not funny!

 

[82_VOL_83]

Not funny!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Uhh... why is anyone touching anyone else with their post?

.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey @joevol33,
Word around town is you've been prostituting yourself out to some m4m Georgia fans in Athens

How you think I make all my money?!

 

[joevol33]

No uga fans!

 

[joevol33]

Except my wife!

 

[Behr]

This old girl comes to see me every morning, she seems pretty happy. Makes me smile

 

[Behr]

I know I cheated, but oh well.

 

[tnuhcvols]

I know I cheated, but oh well.

I just can't get past the nails,

 

[joevol33]

Hey 82/83, what did you and your buddy tell that guy holding the "will do anything for $20" sign you saw on the street corner?

What about we pick you up and give you the best bed in the house?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey 82/83, what did you and your buddy tell that guy holding the "will do anything for $20" sign you saw on the street corner?

I think Joe be jelli

 

[DD4ME]

What'd you dream about last night malinois

Straight up chicken peckers, nothing else imo.

 

[malinoisvol]