The Porta John Thread

[DD4ME]

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.

 

[heartvols]

Babies probablly gonna have a hard lot. Sounds like she's lucky to have one sound friend.

You should have seen the rash on her yesterday compared to how much better it looks today. She had bleeding sores down there. I bathed her twice so far and I'm making sure she's not sitting in a wet diaper. Keeping diaper rash cream on her. This mommy job is srs business. I'm pewped.

 

[heartvols]

there aint no pm's!

wtf!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

This would be a wonderful thread to have if I were going to Bonnaroo this year...

 

[joeydupree]

I thought of starting this very thread before.

I'll be glad to submit pics of the ****ters at work.

Posted while on my home toilet.

 

[FalcoVol]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oloPwQ9uN-o&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Funny you should ask. I drew this pic this morn. My kids thought I was an etch a sketch champion


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The hell kind of sh**er is that

 

[theFallGuy]

sup scotty

 

[Spartacavolus]

The hell kind of sh**er is that

A fancy etch a sketch crapper. Wtf does itook like

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

nice...

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

sup scotty

Sup brah

A fancy etch a sketch crapper. Wtf does itook like

looks like a failed sh*tter protocol off of the Starship Enterprise

 

[DD4ME]

you filthy animal

Could be a good way to finally lose your virginity to a woman

 

[OtterFH]

Could be a good way to finally lose your virginity to a woman

So are you offering or what?

 

[DD4ME]

So are you offering or what?

I'd rather not pitch to you. Thanks for offering.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf!

 

[rmsmith]

I'd rather not pitch to you. Thanks for offering.

You a slow pitcher?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prC2iOA5SmQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

 

[DD4ME]

You a slow pitcher?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prC2iOA5SmQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

Whatever is required.

 

[OtterFH]

Whatever is required.

High standards IMO.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Could be a good way to finally lose your virginity to my mother

Fyp

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf!

 

[OtterFH]

I took a big poo today. I should have given it a name.

 

[theFallGuy]

check this shyt out, holy crap

Riskay- Smell Yo Dick - YouTube

 

[Escape Goat]

OSHA regulations... Turds exceeding 5 inches of length must be hand fed, in order to prevent blue water backsplash.

 

[DD4ME]

OSHA regulations... Turds exceeding 5 inches of length must be hand fed, in order to prevent blue water backsplash.

Yuck