The Porta John Thread

[Orangeslice13]

Lol. U have no idea how many girls have called me that.

I did it the first time by accident (I'm dyslexic) and I usually have nicknames for people I like so from now on you are Jody to me. ;+)

 

[heartvols]

heart, there's something i need to know.

Yes.

 

[heartvols]

Jody!!

I laffed hard. looool

 

[joeydupree]

Yes.

Do u think in any way that I love you any less just because we haven't been intimate in a while?

 

[GahLee]

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I'm a chubby girl. :moon2:

I'd hit it.

 

[Escape Goat]

A favorite:

"I've sh!t in the woods, I've sh!t in a ditch, but I'll sh!t my pants before I'll sh!t in this b!tch!"

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

He who writes upon these walls, rolls their shat into little balls. Those who read these words of wit, eats those little balls of S***.

 

[Georgia Peach]

"Jesus loves me" I always see this one.

 

[rmsmith]

"I'm watching..."

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Creepy!

 

[rmsmith]

yeah i got up pretty quick.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Prolly written by Seabass.

 

[rmsmith]

Kick his arse!

 

[heartvols]

Kick his ass seabass!

 

[joeydupree]

 

[joeydupree]

 

[joeydupree]

 

[joeydupree]

 

[OtterFH]

 

[Cyclopskiller]

check this shyt out, holy crap

Riskay- Smell Yo Dick - YouTube

:lolabove: hilarious

 

[joeydupree]

Idk if hangin out in the hot, stank porta john is better than just going on to work.

 

[joeydupree]

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Dont flip ashes in my porta jon and i wont piss in your ash tray.

My fav- please do not leave tooth picks in the urinal. The crabs have learned to pole vault.

 

[joeydupree]

 

[OtterFH]

Epic bump bro.