The Porta John Thread

[heartvols]

Wtf... By the way heart nice azzz!

Lol thanks. Not bad for a chubby girl, huh?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Thats not chubby that's jus right!

 

[joeydupree]

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lol thanks. Not bad for a chubby girl, huh?

Wait, clearly I missed something.

 

[rebelvol]

A favorite:

"I've sh!t in the woods, I've sh!t in a ditch, but I'll sh!t my pants before I'll sh!t in this b!tch!"

 

[DD4ME]

A favorite:

"I've sh!t in the woods, I've sh!t in a ditch, but I'll sh!t my pants before I'll sh!t in this b!tch!"

Lulz

 

[DD4ME]

Pos's motto

 

[DD4ME]

Who signed the contract over to newt?

 

[DD4ME]

Renewable energy cycle

 

[OtterFH]

Here I Sit So Broken Hearted
Went To Sh*t But Only Farted
Yesterday I Took A Chance
Went To Fart And Sh*t My Pants
Once I sh*t, I took a leak

 

[DD4ME]

Wtf

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[tmodaniel]

 

[tmodaniel]

 

[tmodaniel]

 

[joeydupree]

Y'all are cheating by finding internet pics, imo.

Good stuff tho.

You get to laugh while this is what I **** in daily, whether it's freezing or 100 degrees.

And don't get me started on the blue splash or monkey butt...

 

[heartvols]

swamp ass

 

[joeydupree]

U'd still lick on it...

 

[heartvols]

twhs

 

[joeydupree]

Who

 

[heartvols]

Joey Dupree

 

[joeydupree]

Heart.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Jody!!

 

[joeydupree]

Jody!!

Lol. U have no idea how many girls have called me that.

 

[joeydupree]

Heart, there's something I need to know.