The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[montanatenn]

I'd like to hear John Ward call a sack by Bain...

"What did he do? SACK, young man".

 

[Orangedogsrule]

"What did he do? SACK, young man".

No. 97 broke right through the double team and ...
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S. A. C. K.

SACK! SACK! SACK!

 

[ttocswob]

I'd like to hear John Ward call a sack by Bain...

Paul Bain will bring John Ward out of retirement.

 

[Smokey123]

Serious question. Is he supposed to get any Playing Time? Also didn't he get his black stripe removed pretty quick?

 

[BleedingButch]

Paul Bain, scored a 25 on his ACT and can bench press over 300 pounds.....did I do it right ?

 

[ttocswob]

Paul Bain, scored a 25 on his ACT and can bench press over 300 pounds.....did I do it right ?

Lame... which may be an accurate diagnosis after Paul is finished with you.

 

[ptcarter]

Paul Bain, scored a 25 on his ACT and can bench press over 300 pounds.....did I do it right ?

Paul Bain took the ACT while bench pressing 300 pounds, then was asked to refresh the question pool for the next offering.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain, scored a 25 on his ACT and can bench press over 300 pounds.....did I do it right ?

How about this way:

If you connect the filled dots on a perfect ACT answer sheet, it makes a picture of Paul Bain bench pressing 300 lbs.

 

[Coach_Z]

Probably not, he's a walk on for a reason

Like Jeff Dunham, Paul Bain can go elbow-deep and force you to say what he wants.

 

[Biopsyman]

7th of the depth chart.. Meaning the other 6 are scared

 

[joevol33]

Like Jeff Dunham, Paul Bain can go elbow-deep and force you to say what he wants.

Good one

 

[joevol33]

Bump. In 3 days we get to see the man, the myth, the legend. He will play.

#unleashthebain

 

[He_Made_It]

Paul Bain getting a sack on his first play would likely create the first ever digital earthquake on volnation and throughout the internet.

 

[gule]

maybe the first since Kiffin gave us the big kiss off goodbye...

 

[Mick]

When Paul Bain did a Google search on the mysteries of the universe, it told him.

 

[Ace]

When Paul Bain did a Google search on the mysteries of the universe, it told him.

FYP: it was him.

 

[river rat]

Paul Bain didn't upgrade to Windows 10 for free. He wrote it. Between classes. Gave it to Microsoft, said "here, fixed it for you." Then he went and wrestled some alligators to get ready for Florida.

 

[UTSuave’]

Paul Bain gave spurrier “accute stress disorder" and triple dog dared him to throw is visor

 

[He_Made_It]

Paul Bain's shadow is scared of Paul Bain.

 

[IndianapolisVol]

Paul Bain threw a grenade and killed 6 terrorists.

Then it exploded and killed 10 more.

 

[TheBigOne10]

Paul Bain can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

When Paul Bain does push ups he's not pushing himself up from the ground. He's pushing the earth away from him.

 

[He_Made_It]

I hope at least half the crowd at Neyland knows about the Bain phenomenon, so when he gets a sack or TFL the stadium erupts...

 

[joevol33]

I hope at least half the crowd at Neyland knows about the Bain phenomenon, so when he gets a sack or TFL the stadium erupts...

Like Rudy, but better.

 

[Burger]

Start a Bain chant.