The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[DeusExMachina]

Paul Bain is the reason the Mona Lisa has that smile......

 

[Kristy*]

Paul Bain has a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of World Records.

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

When asked "What are those?" Paul Bain answers them

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Stealing this from myself from another thread.... but I don't care.

Before being moved to Safety, the position had to be renamed "Dangerous," because nothing and no one is safe around Paul Bain.

 

[Stoked]

Because Paul Bain transferred, Tusculum has to sit out a year.

Best one yet. I lulz too hard at this.

 

[JCHateSteve]

I once saw Paul Bain single handedly pick up a dozen gorgeous ladies at a bar. He used the other hand for his drink.

 

[Stoked]

This is a true story I sh*t you not...Paul Bain, Anthony Davis, and Joshua Dobbs were standing around in a circle talking to each other. Dobbs was bragging to Bain about building a rocket that is faster than Bain. Bain got so mad he smacked Dobbs eyebrows off his face, his eyebrows flew off so fast that they fused together with Davis' brows(kind of like how Joe Dirt's mullet fused to his head)...and that's how Davis has one eyebrow and that's where Dobbs eyebrows went. True story.

 

[Stoked]

If he actually sees the field next year the hype is going to be unreal lmao. should be fun

He doesn't see the field, the field sees him.

 

[dduncan4163]

Looking at Paul Bain's jockstrap is known to cause fainting, lactating, and spontaneous pregnancy.

For women the risk of side effects are even greater.

 

[dduncan4163]

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Paul Bain stories.

 

[Vol Gunner]

Paul Bain once ran by the Tower of Pisa.

 

[Vol Gunner]

All dust storms are attributed to Paul Bain running laps....around the world!

 

[Stoked]

Paul Bane can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can build a snowman with rain

 

[Kristy*]

Paul Bain can unscramble an egg.

 

[dduncan4163]

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Paul Bain, it's definitely his last laugh

 

[Stoked]

When Paul Bain steps on a lego, the lego cries.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Paul Bain turned 18 his parents moved out.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can delete the Recycling Bin.

 

[Stoked]

Every time Paul Bain takes a shower he does't turn it on, he just stares at it until it cries.

 

[Stoked]

Paul Bain can tie his cleats with his feet...with one foot tied behind his back.

 

[dduncan4163]

If you see Paul Bain crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Paul Bain works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

Paul Bain does indeed know pain. He invented it.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can eat saw dust and s**t cross ties