The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[dduncan4163]

Some people can pi*s their name in the snow, Paul Bain can do it in concrete.

 

[dduncan4163]

A Paul Bain action figure has slept with more women than you.

 

[dduncan4163]

If you flip over China its says made by Paul Bain.

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

At the end of WWII, the U.S. considered deploying 2 weapons against the Japanese: The atomic bomb, and Paul Bain. They made the humane choice.

There's no use in crying over spilled milk, unless it's Paul Bain's milk, in which case you're going to die.

The grass is always greener on Paul Bain's lawn. Always.

Paul Bain can eat liquids with a fork.

Paul Bain doesn't give the wrong answer, you ask the wrong question.

When Paul Bain donates blood, he donates it by the gallon. None of it his own.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain told the Big Bang to hold it down.

 

[dduncan4163]

Sharks have a week dedicated to Paul Bain.

 

[dduncan4163]

The last time Paul Bain cooked dinner... Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain doesn't have sex because no one f**** with Paul Bain

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can make apple juice with oranges.

 

[TnTech_Vol]

Chuck Norris credits all his greatness to Paul Bain

 

[TnTech_Vol]

There are lot of Chuck Norris jokes out there, but not many about Paul Bain, why?

Because Paul Bain isn't a joking matter

 

[TnTech_Vol]

Paul Bain's cell phone vibrates simply because it's afraid of him.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

There are lot of Chuck Norris jokes out there, but not many about Paul Bain, why?

Because Paul Bain isn't a joking matter

Chuck Norris is Paul Bain's beeeeeaaaaatch.

 

[VolsnRavens]

I'm in tears over here. Best thread in a long time!! And seriously, he looks like an angry man in that picture.

 

[pismonque]

Paul Bain caught Anton Chigurr's coin toss, swallowed the coin and gave him a

 

[MT LeConte]

It was Paul Bain who shot Liberty Valance.

 

[Vol Gunner]

I once contemplated the meaning of life, there was a knock at the door...it was Paul Bain!

 

[MT LeConte]

Paul Bain flosses with logging chains.

 

[MT LeConte]

News flash: Oklahoma Coach and AD read Paul Bain thread and forfeit game with Vols.

 

[RTVFL89]

Paul Bain doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh** out of it.

 

[Biopsyman]

Paul Bain doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh** out of it.

Smelly

 

[VolinNooga14]

Paul Bain has a My Space account....on Facebook.

 

[VolinNooga14]

Paul Bain invented the hamburger by punching a cow through a chain linked fence.

 

[JCHateSteve]

Paul Bain gives ice cream brain freeze.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain invented the hamburger by punching a cow through a chain linked fence.

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