The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

#177
#177
The fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, and the fear of heights is called Acrophobia. The fear of Paul Bain is called Logic.
 
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#182
#182
Some say....that he has no understanding of clouds, and that he roams the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is, he's called Paul Bain.
 
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#183
#183
Some say....that he's illegal in 17 US states, and that for reasons known only to him, his face appears on Hungarian 1000-forint notes. All we know is, he's called Paul Bain.
 
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#185
#185
Okay i'm going to have to gather my self. I have tricked myself into believing he is seriously the second coming of leonard little.
 
#188
#188
Paul Bain has already been to Mars. This is why there are no signs of life.

Paul Bain once played dodgeball in elementary school. There were no survivors.

Paul Bain has a grizzly bear carpet in his dorm room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Paul Bain can believe it's not butter.

Paul Bain is the reason Waldo's still hiding today.

Paul Bain can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Paul Bain.

Death once had a near-Paul Bain experience.

Paul Bain and Superman once got in a fight. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
 
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#191
#191
DeusExMachina said:
Paul Bain has already been to Mars. This is why there are no signs of life.

Paul Bain once played dodgeball in elementary school. There were no survivors.

Paul Bain has a grizzly bear carpet in his dorm room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Paul Bain can believe it's not butter.

Paul Bain is the reason Waldo's still hiding today.

Paul Bain can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Paul Bain.

Death once had a near-Paul Bain experience.

Paul Bain and Superman once got in a fight. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
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I musta been under a rock...hadn't heard that one before :rofl:
 
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#193
#193
Paul Bain single handedly revolutionized the one man front!

Former high school teammate was quoted saying "Paul Blaine, what can you say that hasn't been said? Hell the guy set the single season sack record in high school in his first game. In the first quarter. At six years old. He's a wildcard. You never know if he gonna sack the quarterback, or drop into coverage and have a pick six. The guy is that good."
 
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#198
#198
Paul Bain can strangle you with a cordless telephone.

With Paul Bain, the first time's the charm.

Paul Bain knows when to quit, he's just never found it necessary.

There is no escape button on Paul Bain's computer, because nothing escapes from Paul Bain.

Davie Jones is afraid of Paul Bain's locker.

Paul Bain loves all animals.... medium rare.

Paul Bain's voice has no echo, because no one talks back to Paul Bain.

If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, and Paul Bain says it's a chicken, it's a chicken.

Paul Bain can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

We live in an expanding universe, all of which is attempting to escape Paul Bain.
 
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