The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[joevol33]

I spoke his name 3 times. The power surged, my dog dropped dead, and I'm pretty damn sure my wife is pregnant.

Haha

 

[BigOrangeCrazy]

Paul Bain can make more babies than Travis Henry...without having sex.

 

[voskian7]

Lmao. I could read this thread until kickoff Saturday!

Freddy won't sleep because he is afraid Paul Bain will visit his nightmares.

Paul Bain not only lifted Thor's hammer he smashed it.

Paul Bain stared down medusa and she turned to stone.

 

[RTVFL89]

Paul Bain once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as The Islands.

 

[joevol33]

Dinosaurs once made Paul Bain angry, that's why they're extinct.

 

[voskian7]

Paul Bain force choked Darth Vader!

Paul Bain is in two places at once.

Paul Bain tells the offense the snap count.

Paul Bain recruited Butch Jones.

 

[Catbone]

Paul Bain is Rod Wilks daddy

 

[joevol33]

Paul Bain is Rod Wilks daddy

Now that ones deep!

 

[Volmart]

The Badlands were a lush beautiful forest.....until Paul Bain needed a toothpick

 

[tennrich1]

When Paul Bain was a baby HE stole the candy!!!

 

[American_PitVol]

Paul Bain force choked Darth Vader!

Paul Bain is in two places at once.

Paul Bain tells the offense the snap count.

Paul Bain recruited Butch Jones.

Recruited Butch Jones! HAHAHAHA!

 

[American_PitVol]

When Paul Bain breaks team rules, he makes Coach Jones run the stadium steps...

 

[FïreBall]

Paul Bain took my McDonald's french fries.

 

[MT LeConte]

Donald Trump apologized to him.

 

[voskian7]

Paul Bain is so good he will win the heisman trophy while sitting out this season!

 

[voskian7]

When Paul Bain breaks team rules, he makes Coach Jones run the stadium steps...

Paul Bain doesn't break team rules, Paul Bain makes his own!

 

[TennGentry]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Paul Bain.

 

[TennGentry]

Paul Bain can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[voskian7]

Solid to the core, Paul Bain has never even cracked a smile!

 

[Kristy*]

Solid to the core, Paul Bain has never even cracked a smile!

Well, he'll crack other people's smiles. . .

 

[gule]

bestthreadever

 

[TennGentry]

Paul Bain can build a snowman...out of rain.

 

[TennGentry]

Giraffes were made when Paul Bain uppercutted a horse.

 

[ptcarter]

Paul Bain once went to Omaha. Peyton's not changing the play, he's looking for Paul Bain.

 

[Kristy*]

Paul Bain once went to Omaha. Peyton's not changing the play, he's looking for Paul Bain.

:bow2: