The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Volmart]

Paul Bain can take vitamin B and still pee clear

 

[Volmart]

Paul Bain can eat a sackful of Krystal's and not shart

 

[Steelcurtain]

Unicorn's and rainbows look for Paul Bain.
Sasquatch once had a Paul Bain sighting.

 

[ProudVOLfan]

Paul Bain can eat a sackful of Krystal's and not shart

I dont believe this

 

[TennGentry]

Paul Bain is 1/8th Cherokee. It has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f****** Indian.

 

[volmsbd]

Paul Bain has actually been ruled ineligible because Spurrier requested a copy of his birth certificate and it revealed that he is 37.

 

[ptcarter]

Paul Bain is so fast, he can turn off the light and be in bed before the room is dark!

 

[TennesseeRhett]

Paul Bain does not sleep. He waits.

 

[TnWalker]

RS FR transfer from Tusculum. Apparently they have already removed his stripe. He has to sit a year in order to get eligible but this guy could play a role for us in the future.

Paul Bain Highlights - Paul Bain highlights

Because Paul Bain transferred, Tusculum has to sit out a year.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

 

[dduncan4163]

If at first you don't succeed, your not Paul Bain

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

P. Bain can kick start a 747.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can take off his socks without taking off his shoes.

 

[dduncan4163]

When Paul Bain wants an egg he cracks a chicken.

 

[dduncan4163]

There are no such thing as tornadoes, Paul Bain just hates trailer parks

 

[WRE3]

Paul Bain has actually been ruled ineligible because Spurrier requested a copy of his birth certificate and it revealed that he is 37.

So he and Clowney were the same age?

 

[JCHateSteve]

Well it finally happened. I for one welcome our new overlord. Long live Paul Bain.

 

[WRE3]

One time I asked Paul Bain to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Bain shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says, "There's no Santa cause I ate him!"

 

[tnprogrammer]

Just watched his highlights. Dude has a serious motor.

 

[joevol33]

I was just in my bosses office telling him about this thread. He said "Paul Bain" with a gasp, and gave me a raise.

 

[AlcoVOLic]

Paul Bain played all d-line positions in high school....At once. He was named all state at each.

 

[GuntherVol]

I haven't hurd of him but that's because my recruiting filter is set to 5 stars...

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

13 M
@ThePaulBain. I don't take planes, or buses to road games, I run to them.

 

[dduncan4163]

I was just in my bosses office telling him about this thread. He said "Paul Bain" with a gasp, and gave me a raise.

lol:

 

[dduncan4163]

I was just in my bosses office telling him about this thread. He said "Paul Bain" with a gasp, and gave me a raise.

I spoke his name 3 times. The power surged, my dog dropped dead, and I'm pretty damn sure my wife is pregnant.