The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Nasavol]

He broke the Bat

 

[dduncan4163]

I heard he donates blood with a .357 and a bucket.

:lolabove:

 

[dduncan4163]

God Of War is not a fictional game, it's an interactive documentary of Paul Bain's childhood.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

 

[Biopsyman]

This should last for years

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Bain broke batman.

 

[dduncan4163]

What's the last thing to go through your mind when you fight Paul Bain?

His Fist

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

 

[MEDVOL]

And just like that, a VN legend is born.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain doesn't drink honey, he eats the bees

 

[dduncan4163]

And just like that, a VN legend is born.

You will remember this day with awe and wonder my friend.

 

[Steelcurtain]

All ninety-nine of Jay-Z's problems are Paul Bain.
Paul Bain does not leave messages. He leaves warnings.
Paul Bain defeated Hulk Hogan at the Battle of Little Big Horn.
Paul Bain can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Paul Bain's face was the next to be on Mount Rushmore unfortunately granite is not hard enough to replicate his stone cold stare.

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Who's harder Paul Bain or diamonds?

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Paul Bain battled the blue ox and created the Appalachians.

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

Paul Bain is why We love Volnation.

7 M
@ThePaulBain. I will spare you #Volnation. your deaths will be quick & precise,

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Paul Bains stare scares general zod.

 

[Steelcurtain]

Despite his coaches objections, Paul Bain began drinking gasoline each morning. To their suprise he gets eighty-three miles per gallon.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain knows a word that rhymes with Orange

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain had 21 in Blackjack, he asked for another card an won.

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

Paul Bain knows a word that rhymes with Orange

sporange

 

[Steelcurtain]

Paul Bain once struck lightning.
The only time Paul Bain has ever been wrong is the time he thought he made a mistake.
Paul Bain does not wear a cup. He wears a barrel.
Paul Bain was born with two umbilical cords, one white and one orange. The bomb squad cut the wrong one.
Death once had a near-Paul Bain experience.

 

[dduncan4163]

Paul Bain once struck lightning.
The only time Paul Bain has ever been wrong is the time he thought he made a mistake.
Paul Bain does not wear a cup. He wears a barrel.
Paul Bain was born with two umbilical cords, one white and one orange. The bomb squad cut the wrong one.
Death once had a near-Paul Bain experience.

lol:

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

2 M
@ThePaulBain. Just got done with lifting. They told me I had to put Neyland stadium back down.

 

[Steelcurtain]

Earthquake's use the Paul Bain scale.
Ghost dress up as Paul Bain.
Paul Bain's picture is worth two-thousand words.
A F-5 tornado once cleaned up a Paul Bain mess.

 

[Shades]

Mark Richt has lost control of Paul Bain.