The ofishal zone devotional thread!

[Orangeslice13]

And that's not right either. You may not like his thread but he has just as much freedom to be here as you do.

All 3 of you should STFU.
You’re ruining my troll thread.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Aww shoot. That’s satins Bible. Looks like you’re going to hell for not picking the correct translation

I use the velour Bible myself.....

 

[82_VOL_83]

All 3 of you should STFU.
You’re ruining my troll thread.

Trolling is against the rules, trolling the troll is required!

 

[Orangeslice13]

@Orangeslice13, well done.

 

[NorCalVol67]

He has told me that he was praying the G-d would show me he was right. Not worried about that kinda pray.

Seems kinda like a prideful prayer.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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It wasn’t entertaining until you hit your troll stride, now it’s almost become a good book you can’t lay down.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It wasn’t entertaining until you hit your troll stride, now it’s almost become a good book you can’t lay down.

It’s kinda like hitting your second wind. You gotta set up the long troll.

 

[Orangeslice13]

nsfw

Seriously.
If you have not listened to this song you should. It’s really funny

 

[Orangeslice13]

I use the velour Bible myself.....

CJB slice paraphrase edition

 

[Orangeredblooded]

It’s kinda like hitting your second wind. You gotta set up the long troll.

A thread devoted to learning that gift would be more entertaining, as a Souce gif mining tutorial would be. I know, I know....

 

[rocytop2624]

And that's not right either. You may not like his thread but he has just as much freedom to be here as you do.

He walked out don't post in here except when he is trying to piss people off.

 

[Orangeslice13]

This mornings devotional.

1 Thes
16 (AJ)Rejoice always,17 (AK)pray without ceasing, 18 in everything (AL)give thanks; for this is the will of God for you in Christ Jesus.

Real life application

 

[Orangeslice13]

Love G-d
Be who G-d made you to be
And take **** from nobody who would try to scare you into walking the way they want you too.

When they say WWJD, remember that calling the religious leaders fakes and Snakes was on the list. Turning over tables and chasing people with a whip wasn’t outside the realm of possibility.

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Orangeslice13]

Get after it people.
This is the day G-d made, attack it with passion and vigor

 

[82_VOL_83]

This mornings devotional.

1 Thes
16 (AJ)Rejoice always,17 (AK)pray without ceasing, 18 in everything (AL)give thanks; for this is the will of God for you in Christ Jesus.

Real life application

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Right now, thank you Jesus!

 

[82_VOL_83]

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Hey ketchup?
Got any Mormon devotional inspirations?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey ketchup?
Got any Mormon devotional inspirations?

Have all the wives you want.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Have all the wives you want.

They have to meet the approval of wife #1.

 

[NorCalVol67]

They have to meet the approval of wife #1.

You would know better than me.

 

[rocytop2624]

This mornings devotional.

1 Thes
16 (AJ)Rejoice always,17 (AK)pray without ceasing, 18 in everything (AL)give thanks; for this is the will of God for you in Christ Jesus.

Real life application

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While I am in hur @Orangeslice13 are you still saving up to be a Jew?

 

[Orangeslice13]

While I am in hur @Orangeslice13 are you still saving up to be a Jew?

If you’re Jewish you already have savings

 

[rocytop2624]

If you’re Jewish you already have savings

Ha .. glad you was a good sport about it

 

[rocytop2624]

Ha .. glad you was a good sport about it

I think I saw it in Creed not sure but I laughed and after I post it I was like I hope he don't take it wrong.