The Official What Other Message Boards Are Saying: UTEP Edition

[VolAllen]

With Hurricane Florence approaching, I have relocated to Las Vegas. I don’t have my computer, and looking up UTEP message boards on my phone sounds dreadful.

I imagine they read similar to ETSU boards, so reread last weeks and pretend they’re this weeks!

Your normal scheduled broadcast will resume next week, and it should be goooooood.

Go Vols!

 

[Behr]

You could've made up some stuff, I would have believed it. Boo you.

 

[Volinnooga]

I think he made up the fact that he's in Vegas.

 

[1974Vol]

Well we could all just make up some UTEP smack you know like "We could have won the battle of the Alamo if it wasn't for you Tennessee Hillbillies" and "The real UT is in El Paso" maybe " There won't be no Top left on Rocky when us Miners get done with ya"

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I think he made up the fact that he's in Vegas.

He's actually out in the west Texas town of El Paso falling in love with a Mexican girl....

 

[InstrumentalVol]

I read some of their forums & they're all basically saying how badly we will beat them. One funny comment said, "run the ball every down... so that the game ends sooner."

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Some of their forums made note of the fact that Juarez is still nicer and safer than many parts of Memphis...

 

[1974Vol]

He's actually out in the west Texas town of El Paso falling in love with a Mexican girl....

and each night will find him at Rose's Cantina where music will play and Felina will whirl

 

[Behr]

I think he made up the fact that he's in Vegas.

Or maybe he is there but there is also a tiger with him that he has no idea how it got there.

 

[05_never_again]

They have fans and message boards?

 

[tbh]

Or maybe he is there but there is also a tiger with him that he has no idea how it got there.

Should've stocked up on some cinnamon...tigers hate that stuff.

 

[Behr]

Should've stocked up on some cinnamon...tigers hate that stuff.

List for next trip to Vegas:
Cash
Condems
Cinnamon

Thanks!

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Jesus just crossed the Rio Grande.

 

[VolAllen]

The view from this room is pretty damn awesome. 40th floor of the Vdara.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

List for next trip to Vegas:
Cash
Condems
Cinnamon

Thanks!

If you have to "Condem" it, you may have bigger problems...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

FYI, they have 9 threads above even a mention of Tennessee. The things that they think are more important include: (1) professional soccer; (2) basketball season; (3) George Washington University's jubmotron; and (4) the TCU Horned Frogs. Without actually reading the threads, they seem... not confident.

 

[peaygolf]

Some of their forums made note of the fact that Juarez is still nicer and safer than many parts of Memphis...

probably true.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

He's actually out in the west Texas town of El Paso falling in love with a Mexican girl....

Kick azz song BTW.

 

[Behr]

If you have to "Condem" it, you may have bigger problems...

Haha, oops. Surprised it didn't add the n.

 

[TN Outlaw]

So this is actually,

The Unofficial What Our Message Board Is Saying: Vegas Edition feat. Marty Robbins?

That's even better.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

He's actually out in the west Texas town of El Paso falling in love with a Mexican girl....

Is her name Felina?

 

[Vfl2407]

I think he made up the fact that he's in Vegas.

Yep. licking Jack Daniels out of a hookers hiney in a Flophouse in Seymour.

 

[jcvols24]

VollAllen does not have a 5 star heart.

 

[YankeeVol]

I like the new orange they're using

 

[YankeeVol]

El Paso isn't too bad, at least the 8 days I spent there.