The Official Ron Mexico Life Advice Thread

#51
#51
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Ron. Do I have to sit hear and listen to this kid who works for me prattle on and on and on and on or can I kill him?
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Although I don't think it's absolutely necessary to keep him alive, it might be a good idea. Why you say? Well he can be very useful if you need to cover up some shady dealings with women of ill repute and/or independent pharmacists. It's always possible that he could become invaluable while negotiating with these unconventional businessmen. Just keep it in mind.
 
#53
#53
Ron Mexico said:
Although I don't think it's absolutely necessary to keep him alive, it might be a good idea. Why you say? Well he can be very useful if you need to cover up some shady dealings with women of ill repute and/or independent pharmacists. It's always possible that he could become invaluable while negotiating with these unconventional businessmen. Just keep it in mind.
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Too late. He's a stain on the carpet. RIP, nerd.
 
#55
#55
dembewbs said:
Ron really doesn't have sense god gave a goose...
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I am quite upset with your evaluation of my advice. I'm just trying to help people live a more fulfilling life. I don't want to use the word "minister", but you may feel free to use it if you like.
 
#57
#57
Ron Mexico said:
I am quite upset with your evaluation of my advice. I'm just trying to help people live a more fulfilling life. I don't want to use the word "minister", but you may feel free to use it if you like.
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Your avatar says it's legit
 
#59
#59
Bump. I can't help but feel like there are more people that need help. If you got a bad seeding in the VN poster tourney, just let it out, we'll talk about it.
 
#61
#61
DD4ME said:
Ron should we have a advice poll?
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A poll seems so cold and impersonal. I like to give individual advice based on a posters personal wants and needs. Also, it's fun to type this crap.
 
#62
#62
Ron Mexico said:
A poll seems so cold and impersonal. I like to give individual advice based on a posters personal wants and needs. Also, it's fun to type this crap.
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Who do advice columnists seek out for advice?
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#63
#63
DD4ME said:
Who do advice columnists seek out for advice?
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I lean on the people I respect the most. MHF, raven, checkerboards and taz have taken me under their collective wings and showed me the way. I will be forever grateful.
 
#65
#65
Remember when you were Marevuhl Mafia? How have you grown since you had that unfortunate name, and what advice can you give to people like Raven to totally reinvent themselves on VN?

pp3d
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#66
#66
How do I get over the sadness of seeing the Faildozer fail
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#67
#67
DynamiteMcGhee said:
JTrain told me to get my head out of my ass. What would be the safest way of going about that?
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First of all, safety first. Be careful. I would recommend asking a trusted friend to help. Lots of Crisco and a little shame. Most importantly, see to it that this never happens again.
 
#68
#68
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Remember when you were Marevuhl Mafia? How have you grown since you had that unfortunate name, and what advice can you give to people like Raven to totally reinvent themselves on VN?

pp3d
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Yes, I do remember that unfortunate name. It was a simpler more innocent time on VN. At some point I had to decide what name more closely reflected my personal value system. For those of you familiar with Mr Mexico's work, you'll get it. Google it if need be. I have grown as a poster and it is reflected in my threads.

This is why I'm trying to mentor Raven to the top. I want for him what I enjoy.
 
#70
#70
Dear Ron, I dropped a nickel on Taz to win.
As a former mafia member yourself, what's the most effective way to regain my lost wager?
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#73
#73
Should the collective board riot now that we've been robbed of the tourney?
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