The Official Nerd-Vol Date Night Thread

[Vol'n'beers]

Sounds like nerds got her input filled

fyp

 

[tri_vol]

You might want to consult with your wife on this one.

No need. I know she only likes a man.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

No need. I know she only likes men.

Many men?

 

[tri_vol]

Many men?

Dangit. Need to edit that

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Did you get a tub of popcorn, nerd?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Nerd did you dip your shrimp in her cocktail??

 

[Hobock]

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

 

[Slydell]

Is Nerd gonna get a date every few years now? This will be a continuing saga. As the Stomach Turns.

 

[hmanvolfan]

My boy is playin the field and the field sure is empty as far as the eye can see. But he's a Grizz fan so I'm sure he will score the prize soon.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Y'all are mean.

 

[Slydell]

Y'all are mean.

You will find out that I am not. Glad you had a good time tonight. Dinner, dancing, coffee, drive? ? ?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Y'all are mean.

Wtf bro, I said you wuz gonna score the prize soon.

 

[theFallGuy]

Did you get a tub of popcorn, nerd?

boom. peen n the popcorn workx everytime

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You will find out that I am not. Glad you had a good time tonight. Dinner, dancing, coffee, drive? ? ?

Sushi and great conversation.

 

[GBO18]

95 was drunk tonight.

 

[Escape Goat]

January 18, 2012

Favorites?
Over/Under on Handies?

What's his name?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

95 was drunk tonight.

Lies.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

@DD4ME

 

[vol445]

Damn ok which one of you sumbeeches is Steve Stepheno i knew he had to be from Volnation

 

[Behr]

boom. peen n the popcorn workx everytime

Does it really or do you just act surprised every time so they keep doing it?

 

[Behr]

Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Waterworld.

 

[Behr]

95 was drunk tonight.

 

[theFallGuy]

Black, student, about 5'8".

She is not a piece of meat, but a living breathing person.

Lulz

 

[Orangeslice13]

@Nerd-Vol
Is this the girl you married?

 

[DD4ME]

Don't pretend to be above me in matters of cinematic sexual practices. I always attach a milk-dud to the head of my penis. At least there's a reward involved.

Is this the origin of It's like a reward?