The Official Nerd-Vol Date Night Thread

[Scotty's Flat Top]

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sup itc

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Did you see the Nerd goes to the hospital thread?

Ok. So he made Alfredo sauce girl his gf. That's not a porn quality ending but I feel like I have closure now. Thanks.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ok. So he made Alfredo sauce girl his gf. That's not a porn quality ending but I feel like I have closure now. Thanks.

I think they split up.

Nerd, update?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I think they split up.

Nerd, update?

Yeah, we been done for like 6 months. Having disposable income is nice.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Sorry to hear that, Nerd. Guess you should have gone with the peen in the popcorn after all.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sorry to hear that, Nerd. Guess you should have gone with the peen in the popcorn after all.

:yes:

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Sorry to hear that, Nerd. Guess you should have gone with the peen in the popcorn after all.

I considered it but they didn't make a popcorn bucket big enough.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I considered it but they didn't make a popcorn bucket big enough.

#blackmanproblems

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I considered it but they didn't make a popcorn bucket big enough.

Try this one on for size.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Try this one on for size.

Hmm, seeing how they will sell you a small bag for $6, I figure that would cost around $11,000. A bit pricey for a night out.

 

[volsforever27]

Hmm, seeing how they will sell you a small bag for $6, I figure that would cost around $11,000. A bit pricey for a night out.

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Weezer]

I considered it but they didn't make a popcorn bucket big enough.

Use the XL drink cup to cover the rest. People can draw their own conclusions about the straw.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Hmm, seeing how they will sell you a small bag for $6, I figure that would cost around $11,000. A bit pricey for a night out.

Maybe, but what does a good hj go for these days? $10? I count at least 2,000 people around that monster. You would be saving roughly $9,000.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Use the XL drink cup to cover the rest. People can draw their own conclusions about the straw.

Ice around the tip would be a bad idea, imo.

 

[Weezer]

Ice around the tip would be a bad idea, imo.

Leave the ice out, or maybe he still needs a little shrinkage to make it fit. There's a reason those cups have lids. No one has to know what's inside.




Plus it makes them harder to roofie.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Leave the ice out, or maybe he still needs a little shrinkage to make it fit. There's a reason those cups have lids. No one has to know what's inside.

Plus it makes them harder to roofie.

Better yet, popcorn at the base, soft drink around the . . . ahem, shaft, jumbo pack of Rolos at the tip. That way you've got coverage and can slip in your roofie. Problem solved.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Wow, you guys are thinking a bit too hard about my junk in a tub of popcorn.

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Wow, you guys are thinking a bit too hard about my junk in a tub of popcorn.

Or maybe not hard enough. We don't quite have this figured out yet. Sometimes you have to think outside the tub.

 

[tri_vol]

Y'all forget Nerd is not the typical black man. prolly coulda got by with a milk dud box.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Y'all forget Nerd is not the typical black man. prolly coulda got by with a milk dud box.

You might want to consult with your wife on this one.

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I guess we'll be in a holding pattern until tri gets back with his wife's input.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I guess we'll be in a holding pattern until tri gets back with his wife's input.

Have you personally tried the junk in the popcorn trick? I would hate to get a sexual assault charge and be out $11 for a large tub of popcorn.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sounds like nerds got her input covered

 

[Vol'n'beers]

Have you personally tried the junk in the popcorn trick? I would hate to get a sexual assault charge and be out $11 for a large tub of popcorn.

No. I personally think there are better ways to get a girl to tip your cap. I've traditionally gone with alcohol with some success. However, I admire the creativity and am just spitballing (another idea!) suggestions for those who may give this a shot.