I completely and totally made that up. Whole cloth. Googled "nicest neighborhoods in Knoxville" and used the first that came up (Oakwood). Googled "private schools in Knoxville" and found Christian Academy almost immediately. Thought that was a nice touch with Freeze's appeal to faith through his prostitute scandal.
I honestly thought I was being so completely, over-the-top obvious that my trolling would be transparent to even the most casual readers. I mean, every time I've posted in this thread, I included the ludicrous "within 24 hours. Or 48 or 72. Or maybe a week. But definitely by the end of ___(insert any month)___." Come on! Reading that, you have to absolutely HAVE to say, "this is FOS." Have to.
Freeze isn't coming. Because there is no coaching vacancy. And won't be one until at least the 2021 season, if things don't go really well.
So just hang out, wait and see what shakes. This thread is no different than the Gruden ones, except that the Gruden ones were full of more cheer and nicer people, weren't founded on negativity.