The Official Aaron Hernandez Advice Thread

[wildnkrazykat]

Lulz

I love "the kaaaangs"

 

[MY3*VOLS]

40 million over 5 years. I'd chill at home wit hookers . 23 yo dumbass

 

[rmsmith]

40 million over 5 years. I'd chill at home wit hookers . 23 yo dumbass

he went to floriduhhhhhh

 

[VolFan32]

Evidence is damning against him.

 

[DD4ME]

8. Ask for a small rock hammer and a poster of Raquel Welch.

Solid.
And a bucket of beer for tarring the roof,

 

[DD4ME]

40 million over 5 years. I'd chill at home wit hookers . 23 yo dumbass

No chit

 

[BearCat204]

Make a note to contract out all future murders

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You're not John Coffey. You don't have magical powers to heal the warden's wife. No matter what you've been told in the past.

 

[VolFan32]

Coffee, like the drink.

 

[rockytop114]

dont tell them your a tight end

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Coffee, like the drink.

"...only not spelled the same"

 

[The Ron Mexico]

dont tell them your a tight end

He won't be much longer.

 

[VolFan32]

"...only not spelled the same"

I stand corrected.

 

[rockytop114]

say head concusisons made you cray cray

 

[Hobock]

say head concusisons made you cray cray

Johnny Cochran could pull it off.

RIP, Johnny.

 

[BadJerry20]

Where's Kato Kaelin when you need him?

 

[rockytop114]

hire the best lawyers right now .money is not a option

 

[Hobock]

Where's Kato Kaelin when you need him?

Bungalow pimp.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

say head concusisons made you cray cray

This. This is the key.

 

[UTGnome]

dont tell them your a tight end

Don't admit to preferring Jorts.

 

[rockytop114]

dont ever wipe after #2

 

[The Ron Mexico]

dont ever wipe after #2

This seems like terrible advice.

 

[BadJerry20]

This seems like terrible advice.

Nobody wants to rape a dude with a poopy butt. Makes sense

 

[DD4ME]

dont tell them your a tight end

Solid. Work.

 

[rockytop114]

Nobody wants to rape a dude with a poopy butt. Makes sense

gets it!