The Official Aaron Hernandez Advice Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

Looks like he may be headed to PMITA prison. Do you have any advice for him?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

1. Watch your corn hole, bud.

 

[HOAV]

 

[HOAV]

Join a gang.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I think he already is in one.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Get some soap on a rope..

 

[DD4ME]

I have a question for corch first

 

[The Ron Mexico]

2. The first day, either kick someone's ass or become someone's bi..h.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

3. Use what money you have left after the trial to buy a trailer of cigs for bartering

 

[The Ron Mexico]

4. Be nice to the guards. You're gonna need help from them later while trying to smuggle a cell phone in using various orifices.

 

[Volz4lif3]

3. Use what money you have left after the trial to buy a trailer of cigs for bartering

He can become like Red..

 

[Unknown Muppet]

5. Befriend the warden in order for your ability to maybe get a conjugal.

 

[Spartacavolus]

shouldn't have promised he would never play wr.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

5a. Request the conjugal visit is with a woman.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Get a friend like Andy Dufrense..

 

[DD4ME]

5a. Request the conjugal visit is with a woman.

Smart move

 

[heartvols]

 

[Spartacavolus]

Get a friend like Andy Dufrense..

he should definitely find Red and stay away from Boggs

 

[rmsmith]

drop the soap

 

[The Ron Mexico]

6. Request vertical stripes instead of horizontal. Vertical is more slimming.

 

[rmsmith]

this looks familiar

 

[rmsmith]

6. Request vertical stripes instead of horizontal. Vertical is more slimming.

he's not a ref

 

[DD4ME]

^left out the maple syrup

 

[Volz4lif3]

^left out the maple syrup

Grape jelly...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Let's be respectful of his Hispanic heritage, please. It would be Taco Salad.

Thanks.