The Official 2nd Annual Tailgate Noob Thread

#27
#27
tl;dr

Hope Lenny is doing well. Still have him?


Yes. He is domestified. Enjoys car rides now. Goes out front and doesn't try to chase cars. Shock collar helps. I gotta video one of his energy releasing runs around the house when we are all hanging out. @ 9pm he takes off lime a crackhead. Its almost cartoonish. He sees us laugh and gives us a show, then passes out.
 
#28
#28
After that movie, Whooperwhill became our code word for trouble while out partying. Mainly girl trouble. We joked about it and used it a few times. Then one night my friend yells "Whooperwhill! Whooperwhill!" from across the bar as if it was the last word he would ever speak. My other friend is deerunk and up in the grill of a young lady as his gf of 3 years comes through the door and I have a view of it all. We split like cockroaches in every direction. Freaking hilarious. One of those images that sticks in your head. A where were you type deal. Kennedy, MLK, 9/11, and when Whooperwhill was used to save everybody's ass.

wtf...you staying at cabin, or not?
 
#30
#30
wtf...you staying at cabin, or not?


Is the cabin open Friday night? I was doing thurs/Fri night. Now may be fri/sat, or come back after golf. No hotel does 1 night.
I got 2 nights. Don't want to use all my bonus points at home and my mom is actually visiting while I am gone. This is serious planning stuff.
 
#31
#31
Is the cabin open Friday night? I was doing thurs/Fri night. Now may be fri/sat, or come back after golf. No hotel does 1 night.
I got 2 nights. Don't want to use all my bonus points at home and my mom is actually visiting while I am gone. This is serious planning stuff.

Cereal did Sparty start pregaming days before the tailgate? Bish is sounding like he might be a handful by kickoff at this rate.
 
#32
#32
Cereal did Sparty start pregaming days before the tailgate? Bish is sounding like he might be a handful by kickoff at this rate.


I don't coast at anything my man. In or out. On or off. Back or forth. Full steam ahead or not at all.
 
#33
#33
JFC...the cabin is available anytime you want. I'll probably be cooking steaks Fri night after we return from Dead Horse. I just wanna make sure I've got enough ribeyes.
 
#34
#34
JFC...the cabin is available anytime you want. I'll probably be cooking steaks Fri night after we return from Dead Horse. I just wanna make sure I've got enough ribeyes.


If Friday night, then I may do that. I will drive into golf Fri morn, stay Friday night, then will be able to stay sat night at my friends house. Where is the cabin? Is your wife not there with?
 
#39
#39
Do I need to bring the butt chug funnel?

Also who can have beer there for me to partake in and I will bring cash. I'm walking from where the fam is tailgating and I really don't care to lug beers from that way.
 
#40
#40
Do I need to bring the butt chug funnel?

Also who can have beer there for me to partake in and I will bring cash. I'm walking from where the fam is tailgating and I really don't care to lug beers from that way.

Freeloading son of a b*****
 
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