The Official 2nd Annual Tailgate Noob Thread

[Hobock]

To those who have previously attended, please provide a 1-sentence synopsis that embodies every person in attendance last year. TIA. This is a make-shift Noob FAQ..


Go!

 

[Hobock]

So...Yeah. Great thread, Modbock.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bring a piss jug! Yor welcome!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Please bump Momma Modbock won't allow Ho to party thread. Tia

 

[heartvols]

 

[Hobock]

Bring a piss jug! Yor welcome!

You promised to bring indwelling catheters.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You promised to bring indwelling catheters.

I roll with the condom caths! Boom!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I roll with the condom caths! Boom!

Piss condoms. Tex is a closet gator fan.

 

[Hobock]

Please bump Momma Modbock won't allow Ho to party thread. Tia

Brah. I hope you bring some wood, because I'm gonna sh!t on somebody's floor board.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Piss condoms. Tex is a closet gator fan.

Oh lawd! Lulz!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Brah. I hope you bring some wood, because I'm gonna sh!t on somebody's floor board.

Concrete err where just don't draw the pigs close to the tailgate. We watch the Dawgs walk into Neyland pick their pathway ! You can throw a rock and hit the erector set.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

G 10 but its the visitors ramp

 

[Hobock]

Concrete err where just don't draw the pigs close to the tailgate. We watch the Dawgs walk into Neyland pick their pathway ! You can throw a rock and hit the erector set.

My ass neither hesitates or discriminates. I know where it is.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm confused as usual is this for people like myself or true noobs. Btw wife is now not coming because we can't find a sitter. I can hang longer.

 

[DD4ME]

Commence to blooming in your pants over the last 411. Also SIAP where the fawk will we be meeting.

 

[blupotato]

g10 ramp vicinity dd. I have unfortunately already met most of these idiots.

 

[Hobock]

Commence to blooming in your pants over the last 411. Also SIAP where the fawk will we be meeting.

Excellent new, DD! I need a pressure-washer to get all of this Boon off of me.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

g10 ramp vicinity dd. I have unfortunately already met most of these idiots.

Yep Slice is an idiot.

 

[Spartacavolus]

post where you guys are going to be or text me sat morn. I have 14 tailgates to hit and this one is the 13th

 

[Hobock]

post where you guys are going to be or text me sat morn. I have 14 tailgates to hit and this one is the 13th

Why even bother then, Taylor Swift? You're an emotional midget.

 

[DD4ME]

Excellent new, DD! I need a pressure-washer to get all of this Boon off of me.

I have one of those, don't use the red tip.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Why even bother then, Taylor Swift? You're an emotional midget.

Plans changing again dammit. Divorced friend now has his kids Friday night so I got no place to stay till sat night. He just told us. Other guys are coming up sat morn, but I'm already going to be playing golf. Anybody got a cot? Not kidding. I don't want to have to go find some one night stand to have a place to crash, again, and put my marriage in jeopardy.

 

[Spartacavolus]

cricket..

Whooperwhill. Whooperwhill. Lookoverhere. Whooperwhill.

 

[Spartacavolus]

After that movie, Whooperwhill became our code word for trouble while out partying. Mainly girl trouble. We joked about it and used it a few times. Then one night my friend yells "Whooperwhill! Whooperwhill!" from across the bar as if it was the last word he would ever speak. My other friend is deerunk and up in the grill of a young lady as his gf of 3 years comes through the door and I have a view of it all. We split like cockroaches in every direction. Freaking hilarious. One of those images that sticks in your head. A where were you type deal. Kennedy, MLK, 9/11, and when Whooperwhill was used to save everybody's ass.

 

[Behr]

tl;dr

Hope Lenny is doing well. Still have him?