The Neverending Story..

But then all the bama coaches started feeling frisky and went home to their sisters...
 
but as most of them passed the local Kentucky Fried Chicken place, they had to slow down because...
 
and then in typical Alabama fashion, the coach from the other team found out that Alabama had been cheating and had him kicked off the team...
 
Then they all loaded up the truck and went home to watch the real University of Alabama (Birmingham) scare their arch enemies in a close ball game. They were torn on who to actually root for which led to their brains overloading and....
 
exploding and now the world is a better place since they have been removed from the gene pool
 
. Then back at the practice field Coach Fulmer gathers the troops and says....
 
Coach Fran to celebrate getting out of the black hole known as Alabamer." After destroying the buffet they headed back to campus where....
 
so he returned to grab the book, enjoy another quick round at the buffet, and buy a Shoney Bear....
 
but when he returned home he found out that Ron Zook had gotten a hold of his playbook and faxed a copy of it to everyone UT plays.
 
Then he dug into his pocket to get his lucky dime to flip to decide finally who the starting Qb will tyruly be, because he was sick and tired of all the internet wizards second guessing him. Then...
 
because the dime was wet from Phil sweating so much because of the high expectations of the Big Orange Nation.
 
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