The most boring thread

[BigOrangeMojo]

Here is an offseason thread. Describe your favorite and least favorite UT sports moment of all time as boring as possible. Here are some examples.

"Jauan Jennings catches a pass in front of a few Georgia Bulldogs"

"Jabar Gaffney drops a pass resulting in a touchdown"

 

[ScooterVol1]

Somebody fumbled

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

SEC school hires former trumpet player as head coach

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Somebody told Dan Wolken something

 

[ohhbother]

Guy who liked orange pants can’t count to 11

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Some defensive back won some trophy

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Guy with self declared fetish or abnormality starts college message board

 

[Jravol78]

Quiet optimism heading into year 2 of the freshwater era after a peach bowl loss ends with burning mattresses

What a turn of events (sorry Bob)

 

[alexbond45]

My favorite moment is when I first started watching in 2013

My least favorite moment is when I first started watching in 2013

 

[Iam4utalways]

It’s good. No, it’s no good.

 

[The Original Fade]

Receiver uses profanity on social media

 

[GlockVol]

Is boredom anything less than the sense of one's faculties slowly dying?--- Arthur Helps

 

[Special Ed]

This thread is so boring.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz......

 

[ptcarter]

guy says WGWTFA and then does it

 

[peaygolf]

Kicker misses. UT beats UF.

 

[muckguppy84]

Fans tear down goalposts on 3rd Saturday in October 1982.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

"U.T. hires southerner to coach Vols. Cafeterias are ordered to stop adding excessive sugar to cornbread recipe."

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Floyd Miley picks up a ball and runs around

 

[Special Ed]

Kevin Durant fails to block Chris Lofton's 3-pointer from w-a-a-a-a-y downtown.
Texas loses.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Sweaty basketball coach plans a cookout

 

[imw8n4u]

It came a biblical deluge in 1992.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Message board poster predicts 15-0 record and analyzes NFL draft. Hilarity follows.

 

[VolFootballIsLife]

A mountain of a man gets his fingers on a kicked pig skin.

 

[Volador]

I took time from my Sunday morning to read a thread called "the most boring thread"

 

[give_him 6]

Arian Foster ate some tacos and fumbled a lot.