The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[7thgroupvolfan]

I have a feeling if she did show up here, it would end very poorly for Gonzo.

stfu and grab your balls, Zo. You got this sh!t!!









Ha!!!

 

[rmsmith]

Took longer than I would've thought to figure out, but Gonzo is Newt.

nooo.. gonzo doesn't get on my nerves.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

She will see this and fall madly in love with your penis.

Fingers crossed.

 

[heartvols]

Gonzo isn't a crybaby.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Newt was not very popular was he?

 

[rmsmith]

I'm here for you.

you saved me some disappointment.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP0-XWHkTdc[/youtube]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Gonzo isn't a crybaby.

I'm ignoring that part.

 

[SDV]

Newt was not very popular was he?

What happened to that douche bag?

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

She will see this and fall madly in love with your penis.

Is there any doubt? I think not..

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

Newt was not very popular was he?

stfu, Newt

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What happened to that douche bag?

Ask him at the 2nd Baptist Church.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

stfu, Newt

O lawd!

 

[rmsmith]

Nerd is/was emo.

 

[BadJerry20]

Lultz. She's gorgeous. If I had to compare her to something, it would be that first glimmer of sunlight at dawn where hope for the day springs.

Don't say shizz like this. Women don't want romance, they want to be picked against the nearest wall. Fact

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Took longer than I would've thought to figure out, but Gonzo is Newt.

Oh dayuuum!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Don't say shizz like this. Women don't want romance, they want to be picked against the nearest wall. Fact

I ain't trying to get the girl at the techno club.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Techno chicks put out, just make sure to triple wrap!

 

[blupotato]

Megan, I am into women also.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'd like Megan better if she would keep her pie hole shut!

 

[BadJerry20]

I ain't trying to get the girl at the techno club.

All walks of life. If you are too nice, girls will eat your soul.

 

[BadJerry20]

Techno chicks put out, just make sure to triple wrap!

This guy......he gets it lulz

 

[rmsmith]

All walks of life. If you are too nice, girls will eat your soul.

bj with the troof

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

All walks of life. If you are too nice, girls will eat your soul.

They'll use and abuse a nice guy! Beware, gotta show them who's in charge. Makes them horn-A!

 

[BadJerry20]

They'll use and abuse a nice guy! Beware, gotta show them who's in charge. Makes them horn-A!

Us old dudes know.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

* live and learn