The Gonzo Asks Meg Turney Out via Twitter Thread

[Aavoxx]

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

Take notes, gentleman.

 

[VolFan32]

Lultz, but no.

You tell her 15 so that when you make it to 30, she has no idea what's going on.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

Can you do that via twitter?

 

[theFallGuy]

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

agreed. I carry a pic of my peen n my wallet for those occasions

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You tell her 15 so that when you make it to 30, she has no idea what's going on.

I am dealing with a switch hitter here. She needs more than 30. I would clean the pipes first.

 

[theFallGuy]

Can you do that via twitter?

yes you just peen tweet

 

[rmsmith]

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

ice and peen never, ever go in the same sentence.

 

[Aavoxx]

I honestly tweeted this thread at her. #yourewelcome

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

don't tell her you wanna see her boobs right off.. trust me.

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just whip your peen out.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I honestly tweeted this thread at her. #yourewelcome

This could get interesting...

 

[theFallGuy]

I honestly tweeted this thread at her. #yourewelcome

boom. show us yer boobs!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I can see the pics, Gonzo. Doesn't mean I know who she is. Is she your librarian or guidance counselor? Therapist maybe?

 

[heartvols]

^This

just whip your peen out.

7th gets it.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

I think you should send her a pic of your peen. Now that's a nice way to break the ice.

then invite her to the gun show...Lulz.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I can see the pics, Gonzo. Doesn't mean I know who she is. Is she your librarian or guidance counselor? Therapist maybe?

She is a Lady, nerd, cosplayer, gamer, SourceFed host, nerdy pillow maker, rebel princess, and model gundam enthusiast.

 

[heartvols]

I honestly tweeted this thread at her. #yourewelcome

Oh snap!

 

[Aavoxx]

She hasn't been active in about two hours.

 

[VolFan32]

She is a Lady, nerd, cosplayer, gamer, SourceFed host, nerdy pillow maker, rebel princess, and model gundam enthusiast.

*half-lesbo

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Maybe it will still be found. We can hope anyway.

 

[heartvols]

She hasn't been active in about two hours.

She's busy being awesome.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

She is a Lady, nerd, cosplayer, gamer, SourceFed host, nerdy pillow maker, rebel princess, and model gundam enthusiast.

Gonzo just went 114 on me. Any help?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

She's busy being awesome.

Heart gets it!

 

[blupotato]

She is a Lady, nerd, cosplayer, gamer, SourceFed host, nerdy pillow maker, rebel princess, and model gundam enthusiast.

I didn't understand 3/4 of that. Sounds like quite a resumé though.

 

[rmsmith]

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just whip your peen out.

straight and to the point.

 

[Aavoxx]

If she does show up she will likely destroy the lot of us.