The Coach HypEl Hype thread.

[theFallGuy]

The 2 times I’ve been told things were done. They were right both times. Fulmer was named AD and Barnes Didn’t leave.

I was told inside information that Behr is a flaming tranny that drives a rape van on Saturdays. Turns out it's all accurate.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I was told inside information that Behr is a flaming tranny that drives a rape van on Saturdays. Turns out it's all accurate.

Thought the van driver was Weez?

 

[theFallGuy]

Thought the van driver was Weez?

No he rides shotgun

 

[Behr]

Thought the van driver was Weez?

I drive and Weezy sits in the back. TFG is always at the same curb every night with his thumb out. We pick him up when we're slow.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I drive and Weezy sits in the back. TFG is always at the same curb every night with his thumb out. We pick him up when we're slow.

Fall boy got all indignant and offended that I was mean to him with my posts poking fun at him and told me to go have sex with myself. Guess he can dish it but can’t take it. Lulzapalooza.

 

[NorCalVol67]

So I guess we have a running backs coach.

 

[rocytop2624]

Rodney Gardner hired?

 

[Behr]

No.

 

[GordonC]

Garner hired as DL coach
Edit: screensnip from RF (no active link)

 

[NorCalVol67]

If true, that makes me happy.

 

[GordonC]

If true, that makes me happy.

I cursed his soul forever when he bolted for UGA back then, but I am TOTALLY over that at this point. HAHAHAHA

 

[VolNExile]

So I guess we have a running backs coach.

Jerry Mack Hired As Next RB Coach

 

[VolNExile]

VolQuest: DC Job Likely Down to Conklin and Rodgers

 

[GordonC]

VolQuest: DC Job Likely Down to Conklin and Rodgers

Either one. Let's roll.

 

[theFallGuy]

I've decided to turn down the offer as DC

 

[VolNExile]

Either one. Let's roll.

Hope to hell this means we name the new DC tomorrow, so that I can put my waders and decon suit away and stay out of the FF until the next coaching search.

 

[Behr]

Rodney Gardner hired?

No.

At the time I hadn't heard anything about it.

 

[ArdentVol]

garner hired according to alabama sources

 

[Tin Man]

Hope to hell this means we name the new DC tomorrow, so that I can put my waders and decon suit away and stay out of the FF until the next coaching search.

You like to flirt with danger. It’s full bio hazmat suit for the FF.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Garner hire is a good start

 

[Weezer]

I'm hoping for Rodgers. Which means it'll probably be someone else.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm hoping for Rodgers. Which means it'll probably be someone else.

This is the hype thread.

it’s absolutely going to be Rodgers

 

[Weezer]

Jerry Mack Hired As Next RB Coach

Hope he works out. Seems like a missed opportunity to get a proven recruiter at this position. RB isn't considered a hard position to coach, so you usually have a good recruiter there.

I like that this staff should have some guys that can finally develop the talent (fingers crossed), but I worry about their recruiting prowess.

 

[Weezer]

Found out why TFG loves fish sammiches.

 

[Behr]

Lulz.