The bitch thread, what's your beef?

#801
#801
Volnissniss said:
OUCH!
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I'm kidding, but drunk people will forget anything. Where I work we had 4 boxes of jackets that people had taken off and given to us to hold and they got drunk and hammered and went out in the freezing cold and still never came and got their jacket.

We have at least 10-15 credit/ check cards.

We gave them to Goodwill, the jackets, that is.
 
#802
#802
Business said:
I'm kidding, but drunk people will forget anything. Where I work we had 4 boxes of jackets that people had taken off and given to us to hold and they got drunk and hammered and went out in the freezing cold and still never came and got their jacket.

We have at least 10-15 credit/ check cards.

We gave them to Goodwill, the jackets, that is.
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I did leave a nice fat tip, doesn't that count? :cray:

I wasn't all hammered, more like pleasantly drunk and in a rush to get the f outta there. :birgits_giggle:

Are you are bartender? There are quite a few on here.
 
#803
#803
Volnissniss said:
I did leave a nice fat tip, doesn't that count? :cray:

I wasn't all hammered, more like pleasantly drunk and in a rush to get the f outta there. :birgits_giggle:

Are you are bartender? There are quite a few on here.
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1. Fat tips. Always good.

2. I think the correct term is, "bubbly".

3. Yes, but I really don't want to be.
 
#805
#805
Volnissniss said:
Yes, "Bubbly" describes me perfectly last night, haha! You do know your stuff!

What is it that you want to do?
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I want to do something in advertising. If I could do some kind of advertising in the sports industry I'd be a very happy man.

I'm just slingin' beer while I'm in college. After I graduate I'm done with it......forever. And I graduate in June, so I'm at the end of my road.
 
#807
#807
Business said:
I want to do something in advertising. If I could do some kind of advertising in the sports industry I'd be a very happy man.

I'm just slingin' beer while I'm in college. After I graduate I'm done with it......forever. And I graduate in June, so I'm at the end of my road.
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Well good luck! I hope you get that job in sports, that would be a nice set up!

And while I've never tended bar, I have worked with the public and ya, it gets old.
 
#808
#808
Volnissniss said:
Well good luck! I hope you get that job in sports, that would be a nice set up!

And while I've never tended bar, I have worked with the public and ya, it gets old.
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Yeah well this public is drunk. If anything it has helped my patience or before I worked there lack of. It is also very commical in that you get to see some of the worse displays of "game" you've ever seen in your life.

Some cats just have absolutley no social skills at all.
 
#809
#809
Business said:
Yeah well this public is drunk. If anything it has helped my patience or before I worked there lack of. It is also very commical in that you get to see some of the worse displays of "game" you've ever seen in your life.

Some cats just have absolutley no social skills at all.
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:lolabove: I find people socially lacking a lot, that is hilarious! You have to share a story or two of bad game, Hahaha!
 
#810
#810
Volnissniss said:
:lolabove: I find people socially lacking a lot, that is hilarious! You have to share a story or two of bad game, Hahaha!
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This one night this cat comes up to the bar and says, "Hey big guy I have a question......." then he looks to his right where this attractive female was sitting and goes on, "Actually I have two questions......the first ones for the lady." He goes on and asks the lady, "Why is a lady as pretty as yourself sitting here alone."

She says, "Cause my boyfriend is in the bathroom"

He eventually asked me if we had a certain kind of beer that I'm guessing he heard about from his equally socially inept friends.

Then there is this one guy that would talk with a southern dilect but when he wanted my attention he would call me, "Monsieur" which is French for "mister". I thought he was doing it to be funny but he seriously called all the guys at the bar like that when he wanted their attention. Ridiclious.

One night this girl came into the bar and she was under 21. I had to mark her hand with a marker. Well this stumbling redneck was close and heard our conversation. She stuck out her hand and I put the "X" on there. About this time the redneck says, "Hey there buddy let me see that thare marker. I'm going to write my number on her pretty hand." She jerked it back and didn't even go with the nice "I have a boyfriend" angle. She striaght up told this dude he was an idiot and she was out of his league. Which she was. Hilarious stuff.

I have all kinds of these dumb stories man.
 
#811
#811
when someone calls you and right as you press send to answer it the call is missed you try to immediately call them back and they dont answer.
 
#812
#812
I hate thin-skinned Barack Obama supporters who believe they're being insulted whenever Barack is being criticized or otherwise lampooned.
 
#813
#813
freaking old houses and their out of square door frames. Spent most of the weekend putting in a new front door and shims became my best friend (along with bandaids).
 
#814
#814
utvolpj said:
freaking old houses and their out of square door frames. Spent most of the weekend putting in a new front door and shims became my best friend (along with bandaids).
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We had a near 100 yr old house in Ohio, all the framing was full size oak. A 2x4 was 2" x 4". There wasn't a square corner corner in the house, not just the door frames. I built a closet in the master bedroom, and the difference between the bottem plate and top was around 2" from one end to the other. Thank God for corner moulding!
 
#815
#815
This house was built in 1934 and while it's a great house it has settled a bit. We did crown molding a few months back and that was a nightmare too. A little wood filler and caulk worked wonders though and it looks fine to everyone else.

I do have a little strut around the house after finishing something like that though :dance2:
 
#816
#816
Business said:
This one night this cat comes up to the bar and says, "Hey big guy I have a question......." then he looks to his right where this attractive female was sitting and goes on, "Actually I have two questions......the first ones for the lady." He goes on and asks the lady, "Why is a lady as pretty as yourself sitting here alone."

She says, "Cause my boyfriend is in the bathroom"

He eventually asked me if we had a certain kind of beer that I'm guessing he heard about from his equally socially inept friends.

Then there is this one guy that would talk with a southern dilect but when he wanted my attention he would call me, "Monsieur" which is French for "mister". I thought he was doing it to be funny but he seriously called all the guys at the bar like that when he wanted their attention. Ridiclious.

One night this girl came into the bar and she was under 21. I had to mark her hand with a marker. Well this stumbling redneck was close and heard our conversation. She stuck out her hand and I put the "X" on there. About this time the redneck says, "Hey there buddy let me see that thare marker. I'm going to write my number on her pretty hand." She jerked it back and didn't even go with the nice "I have a boyfriend" angle. She striaght up told this dude he was an idiot and she was out of his league. Which she was. Hilarious stuff.

I have all kinds of these dumb stories man.
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Those are great! Hahaha!
 
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