The bitch thread, what's your beef?

#151
#151
someone who takes a leak all over the toliet seat, in your OWN house. that s.o.b. least it was the guest bath
 
#152
#152
volwindy said:
Schools changing their degree requirements... :realmad:
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i know when I was in undergrad, Milligan changed some degree requirements, but the upperclassmen were grandfathered in, so we didn't have to make any adjustments.
 
#153
#153
this just happened so thought I'd post it. Why do people insist on paying more for an item on ebay than they can get it for retail? I was in on a bid for a new receiver and knew what the price on Amazon was. This idiot just bid $20 over that price without even thinking of shipping (another $40). Just proves PT Barnum right
 
#156
#156
volfanbill said:
i know when I was in undergrad, Milligan changed some degree requirements, but the upperclassmen were grandfathered in, so we didn't have to make any adjustments.
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I'm hoping to be grandfathered in, I should be since when I started it was what it was, now its different. Guess I have to wait and see. Angers me though.

allvol123 said:
The bold part above. Is not typing the two "e"s really saving that much time or that difficult? Seems to be common practice with the youngsters today...."u" instead of "you" and so forth.
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This annoys me too.
 
#157
#157
I hate it when people say "I could care less". That statement makes no sense, it is the opposite of what they ever mean.

People, please say "I couldn't care less".
 
#159
#159
Vol Mania 21 said:
someone who takes a leak all over the toliet seat, in your OWN house. that s.o.b. least it was the guest bath
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Staying in the same realm, these nasty bastards that pick their nose and wipe boogers on the fixtures, walls, stalls, etc. really irritate the hell out of me. You're a grown man, working in a nice office and you do this kind of thing? Nasty!! Also, people that don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom really annoy me too.
 
#160
#160
1. there's a reason they put up the sign that says "right lane ends in 2 miles". and it's not so you can speed up and race to the end of the two miles and then flip me off when i won't let you over.

2. when boarding an aircraft, save Southwest, they board according to row/zone. don't ask me what row they're on because you were too lazy to simply listen to the announcement over the LOUD SPEAKER SYSTEM. Moreover, chances are, if the guys in the suits and women with the little dogs and Coach pursers are still boarding, i'm pretty sure you're not boarding with them. wait you're turn like everyone else.

3. more airport stuff. where have you been? under a rock? why do you insist on showing up in the security line with two coats, a scarf, hat, shoes that lace up, suspenders, 3 bags with toiletries in all three.....and wonder why everyone behind you is dog cussing you? And yes, you do have to take your laptop out of the bag and the belt has to come off too. Lord knows we have nothing better to do than watch morons like you complain about security rules you've not bothered to pay attention to.

4. I ordered a medium coke and medium fries. is it relly that hard?

that's about it for now.
 
#163
#163
jakez4ut said:
1. there's a reason they put up the sign that says "right lane ends in 2 miles". and it's not so you can speed up and race to the end of the two miles and then flip me off when i won't let you over.

2. when boarding an aircraft, save Southwest, they board according to row/zone. don't ask me what row they're on because you were too lazy to simply listen to the announcement over the LOUD SPEAKER SYSTEM. Moreover, chances are, if the guys in the suits and women with the little dogs and Coach pursers are still boarding, i'm pretty sure you're not boarding with them. wait you're turn like everyone else.

3. more airport stuff. where have you been? under a rock? why do you insist on showing up in the security line with two coats, a scarf, hat, shoes that lace up, suspenders, 3 bags with toiletries in all three.....and wonder why everyone behind you is dog cussing you? And yes, you do have to take your laptop out of the bag and the belt has to come off too. Lord knows we have nothing better to do than watch morons like you complain about security rules you've not bothered to pay attention to.

4. I ordered a medium coke and medium fries. is it relly that hard?

that's about it for now.
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#1 for sure
 
#164
#164
I was in the bathroom at Calhouns recently when I hear some guy from Lexington in the stall next to me. Sounded like he was using a laptop...blogging or trying to find a date...I don't know but I was just trying to do my business and reading up on Slick Rick's Outlook for the Big Orange and this guy just keeps saying his thoughts out loud and asking me how to spell every other word......jesus! I finally took out a flask I had in my pocket filled with Mtn. Dew and vodka....spewed it under his feet and yelled "whoa ...big fella!" I then apologized if I had pissed on his shoes....The next thing I know he is threating me with a guitar to the head!
 
#165
#165
jakez4ut said:
1. there's a reason they put up the sign that says "right lane ends in 2 miles". and it's not so you can speed up and race to the end of the two miles and then flip me off when i won't let you over.

2. when boarding an aircraft, save Southwest, they board according to row/zone. don't ask me what row they're on because you were too lazy to simply listen to the announcement over the LOUD SPEAKER SYSTEM. Moreover, chances are, if the guys in the suits and women with the little dogs and Coach pursers are still boarding, I'm pretty sure you're not boarding with them. wait you're turn like everyone else.

3. more airport stuff. where have you been? under a rock? why do you insist on showing up in the security line with two coats, a scarf, hat, shoes that lace up, suspenders, 3 bags with toiletries in all three.....and wonder why everyone behind you is dog cussing you? And yes, you do have to take your laptop out of the bag and the belt has to come off too. Lord knows we have nothing better to do than watch morons like you complain about security rules you've not bothered to pay attention to.

4. I ordered a medium coke and medium fries. is it really that hard?

that's about it for now.
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#1 really makes me mad. I hate it when traffic is backed up for an exit such as a sporting event or concert and some jerk thinks it's OK to speed past the long line and cut over right at the exit. I hate the people that let them over about as much.
 
#166
#166
cd12 said:
I was in the bathroom at Calhouns recently when I hear some guy from Lexington in the stall next to me. Sounded like he was using a laptop...blogging or trying to find a date...I don't know but I was just trying to do my business and reading up on Slick Rick's Outlook for the Big Orange and this guy just keeps saying his thoughts out loud and asking me how to spell every other word......jesus! I finally took out a flask I had in my pocket filled with Mtn. Dew and vodka....spewed it under his feet and yelled "whoa ...big fella!" I then apologized if I had pissed on his shoes....The next thing I know he is threating me with a guitar to the head!
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:post-4-1090547912::lolabove::eek:lol:
 
#167
#167
jkell24 said:
#1 really makes me mad. I hate it when traffic is backed up for an exit such as a sporting event or concert and some jerk thinks it's OK to speed past the long line and cut over right at the exit. I hate the people that let them over about as much.
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the people that let them over are worse. they're enablers.
 
#168
#168
I hate sitting at a red light and some loser is sitting next to me with his radio so loud that all the cars at the light are vibrating. I could care less when traffic is moving but jeez, turn the damn thing down at the light. No, I don't want to hear Jay-Z right now and besides, your trunk is vibrating so bad I can't make out the lyrics.
 
#169
#169
What about those gates at RR crossings and those that try to beat them.....
 
#170
#170
cd12 said:
What about those gates at RR crossings and those that try to beat them.....
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I actually saw someone try to beat it once and get hit. I couldn't get the image out of my head for days. SOMEHOW the guy lived but what an idiot.
 
#171
#171
I have worked in restaurants for years now, so I have plenty.

First off, you don't know me, you have absolutely no reason to take your crap out on me.

If you can't afford to tip when you are given the best service I can possibly give you, you can't afford to eat out.

I don't know how to make a "Churchill's Penis" and neither does any other bartender in the country, you aren't cool because you stumped me.

I don't set the prices, some idiot in a suit does.

Absolutely true story, we don't have Heineken red label, it doesn't exist. The star is red, the label is green, and the place down the street doesn't have it either.

You didn't wait for service for 30 minutes, if you actually waited that long, it wasn't my fault your server is an idiot and that you have nothing better to do.

Salmon is fish, that's why it tastes fishy.

I asked you how you wanted your martini, if you wanted it dirty, you should have specified. Olive juice and vermouth are two completely different things.

You have had too much before you even got here, the beauty of being a bartender is that I can refuse service, get over it.

Other bar patrons are enjoying whatever is on the tv you want me to change, sorry it ain't happening.

There are 19 other clean tables, so don't get pissy when I am slow to clean off the dirty one that you just have to sit at.

The difference between grilled and fried is obvious.

No, I won't "hook up" your drink you non-tipping a-hole, that right is reserved for pleasant customers who take care of me.

Finally, you are not my only customer, if I am busy, cut me some slack. You probably don't need that 6th extra honey mustard or 4th basket of bread anyways.
 
#172
#172
cd12 said:
I was in the bathroom at Calhouns recently when I hear some guy from Lexington in the stall next to me. Sounded like he was using a laptop...blogging or trying to find a date...I don't know but I was just trying to do my business and reading up on Slick Rick's Outlook for the Big Orange and this guy just keeps saying his thoughts out loud and asking me how to spell every other word......jesus! I finally took out a flask I had in my pocket filled with Mtn. Dew and vodka....spewed it under his feet and yelled "whoa ...big fella!" I then apologized if I had pissed on his shoes....The next thing I know he is threating me with a guitar to the head!
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What was a cop doing in the women's bathroom with the guy from Lexington? :dunno:

Sting operation...? Hardly. I still have dents in my shoes from the tapping of his steel toed boots.
 
#173
#173
Lexvol said:
What was a cop doing in the women's bathroom with the guy from Lexington? :dunno:

Sting operation...? Hardly. I still have dents in my shoes from the tapping of his steel toed boots.
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He just has a wide stance!!
 
#174
#174
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#175
#175
The city finally paves the pothole infested road you take to the office every day. One week later the water company jackhammers the road to install new pipe. Your back where you started.
 
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