Post 1000 is a shoutout to my man Breaker. Homey, your wisdom is unmatched. The world would be a better place if everyone were like you. Your ability to find talent is unparalleled. I took dance lessons so that I could get better hips in hopes that I would win your approval. You are the man I strive to be. I would be honored if you would father my children. Stay real, friend, for a lesser man would crumble under the immense pressure that you feel.