The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

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Vercingetorix said:
He is tireless. He is the Buddha of VolNation. I think you could photoshop an image of Mrs Gavol getting it on with Bobby Petrino and he wouldn't even get angry about it.
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Sounds like a job for underscore. Going to need GWN to track her down first and get a picture though
 
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So I use one of these things to keep track of how many pints are gone from/left in the Guinness keg:

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I get either 91 or 92 20-oz pints almost every time. Sometimes we have people over who forget to click when they pour, and then the keg blows at 88 or so, but it's still very predictable.

So I got a new keg the week before Austin Peay. Pints all weekend; a few pints during the week; pints all the next football weekend with WKU and the Falcons kicking off. Nothing crazy. Until about the Tuesday last week when Mrs Verc looks at the clicker and starts ragging me about how many pints are gone. "How is this possible?" she said. "Uh.......clearly one of the kids probably picked up the clicker and clicked a bunch of extra times," I said, knowing full well that I probably did drink all those pints, over both weekends after she'd gone to bed. "There's no way I had that much last weekend!"

So fast forward through another football weekend and yesterday the clicker hits 91. And then 92. And then 93. 94! 95! 96! Holy damn, my pathetic fake story about a kid messing the clicker up might have been true after all!

Now it's on 101 and still going. This is like free beer from the beer fairy. I'm so happy.
 
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RG3's would probably be a nice way to piss off some Redskin fans.

Also, idk if this has been discussed in here, but Pelini saying he doesn't care what Frazier thinks was so ****in dumb.
 
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There was a voicemail at work this morning from someone whose car got keyed. Whoever keyed the car left a note about the persons bad parking. The note was on one of our business cards apparently. They real mad.

I want ben to call them back and say potassium to you too then!!


(Clearly no one keyed this persons card and left THEIR OWN business card at the scene.)
 
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TBrown said:
There was a voicemail at work this morning from someone who's car got keyed. Whoever keyed the car left a note about the persons bad parking. The note was on one of our business cards apparently. They real mad.

I want ben to call them back and say potassium to you too then!!


(Clearly no one keyed this persons card and left THEIR OWN business card at the scene.)
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Tbrown doing a bunch of hoodlum's taxes
 
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Vols4us said:
It is OK to be racist against Al Jazeera and those that support it. To not be is to be a traitor to your country in my book. I am embarrassed that a UT booster that is CEO of DISH would contract them to be on their network.
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Didn't know it was possible to be racist against a TV station #ThingsYouLearnInTheRecruitingForum
 
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GreatWhiteNorth said:
You severely underestimate my access to sensitive information.
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I do not. I have a friend who used to work for some police chiefs' professional association, and what she had access to was ridiculous and appalling. And she wasn't even a cop; she didn't even work for the police. I'm sure you have access to everything.
 
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It is absolutely monumental how bad BJ and Uggla have been this year, I mean it is just historic. Just unbelivable that these guys are our highest paid players.
 
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