The Ask Doyle Anything Squatchy Thread

#51
#51
Doyle Hargraves said:
No, I despise this movie. It completely destroys the image of the Squatch.
May the movie makers burn in a pit of hellfire.
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Damn man, didn't you see how he dissolved into the woodlands with his wife and kiddie squatches at the end of the movie. Brought a tear to my eye.
 
#60
#60
hmanvolfan said:
Damn man, didn't you see how he dissolved into the woodlands with his wife and kiddie squatches at the end of the movie. Brought a tear to my eye.
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Back in the day, I thought this was a good funny movie cause of John Lithgow. You know the guy in the suit playing bigfoot was the same guy that played the "Predator" with Arnold in the first movie. He has since passed away. His name was like Peter Price or something like that.
 
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#61
#61
First, why do you use the term "sasquatch" rather than "bigfoot"? Until recently, like the last 20 yrs or something, bigfoot was the more popular term in America. Sasquatch was mostly used in Canada. Are you a Canadian secret agent? I can't remember exactly which language it derives from, but it translates into "wild man".

Second, are you a member of your local bigfoot orginazation? And yes, there actually is an East TN Bigfoot Orginazation. Not sure where you live, but you should look to see if an orginazation is in the area..

Lastly, how is a man raped by a female sasquatch? If he's turned on by it and gets a stiffy, it's not rape. A more believable story would have been him being anally raped by a male sasquatch.

One more thing, sasquatch do not speak Apache. If they exist, they most probably communicate the same way as gorillas do. The leading theory is that they are descendants of giant North American apes that went extinct during prehistoric times.

Are you sure you're an expert?
 
#64
#64
Weezer said:
First, why do you use the term "sasquatch" rather than "bigfoot"? Until recently, like the last 20 yrs or something, bigfoot was the more popular term in America. Sasquatch was mostly used in Canada. Are you a Canadian secret agent? I can't remember exactly which language it derives from, but it translates into "wild man".

Second, are you a member of your local bigfoot orginazation? And yes, there actually is an East TN Bigfoot Orginazation. Not sure where you live, but you should look to see if an orginazation is in the area..

Lastly, how is a man raped by a female sasquatch? If he's turned on by it and gets a stiffy, it's not rape. A more believable story would have been him being anally raped by a male sasquatch.

One more thing, sasquatch do not speak Apache. If they exist, they most probably communicate the same way as gorillas do. The leading theory is that they are descendants of giant North American apes that went extinct during prehistoric times.

Are you sure you're an expert?
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Australopithecius?
 
#65
#65
Weezer said:
First, why do you use the term "sasquatch" rather than "bigfoot"? Until recently, like the last 20 yrs or something, bigfoot was the more popular term in America. Sasquatch was mostly used in Canada. Are you a Canadian secret agent? I can't remember exactly which language it derives from, but it translates into "wild man".

Second, are you a member of your local bigfoot orginazation? And yes, there actually is an East TN Bigfoot Orginazation. Not sure where you live, but you should look to see if an orginazation is in the area..

Lastly, how is a man raped by a female sasquatch? If he's turned on by it and gets a stiffy, it's not rape. A more believable story would have been him being anally raped by a male sasquatch.

One more thing, sasquatch do not speak Apache. If they exist, they most probably communicate the same way as gorillas do. The leading theory is that they are descendants of giant North American apes that went extinct during prehistoric times.

Are you sure you're an expert?
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Are you a six feet tall lesbian scientist named Ranae? You sure sound like her.
 
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#66
#66
Doyle,

Do you have any maps of all the squatch sighting within the south. I am in south mississippi and these mississippians claim there is one near the Honey Island Swamp.
 
#67
#67
SergeantVol said:
Doyle,

Do you have any maps of all the squatch sighting within the south. I am in south mississippi and these mississippians claim there is one near the Honey Island Swamp.
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I don't have any maps that I am at liberty to give out this time. You are probably dealing with a skunk ape.
 
#69
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W.TN.Orange Blood said:
Back in the day, I thought this was a good funny movie cause of John Lithgow. You know the guy in the suit playing bigfoot was the same guy that played the "Predator" with Arnold in the first movie. He has since passed away. His name was like Peter Price or something like that.
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wtf. Doogie Howser bringing the random facts
 
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