Tell Me Your Worst Dating Story?

I dated one for a few weeks that was a real firecracker, a keeper in many ways ... except ...

* When she went to her class reunion and drunk-dialed me from there, pretending not to be herself, that was a little bit troubling.
* When she started mocking my religion, I kinda knew this was not gonna work.
*Then when she brought up her last boyfriend, and said she shoulda killed him in his sleep with a hat pin ... I knew for sure, we done!
 
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I went on a couple of dates with a woman that only sweated on one half of her body. Right down the middle vertically (gosh it'd be weird if it was horizontally, but it was weird anyway. Half of her skin felt like dry paper towel and the other half a greased cheata ( I was going to say pig, but she was attractive). Not sure what this was, but it's real. I googled it.

Another date was doing fine until she told me this: "you know those crosses you see on the hiway where people got killed? I can see the ghosts of the people laying on the ground by each one of those". Another wore a wig.

Dating can be an "out of body experience" .. Not for the meek.
 
I went on a couple of dates with a woman that only sweated on one half of her body. Right down the middle vertically (gosh it'd be weird if it was horizontally, but it was weird anyway. Half of her skin felt like dry paper towel and the other half a greased cheata ( I was going to say pig, but she was attractive). Not sure what this was, but it's real. I googled it.

Another date was doing fine until she told me this: "you know those crosses you see on the hiway where people got killed? I can see the ghosts of the people laying on the ground by each one of those". Another wore a wig.

Dating can be an "out of body experience" .. Not for the meek.
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lol, you are a great storyteller, this was hilarious
 
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I'm in Alabama.. Been single a while. On the dating apps, when I see a picture of them in that houndstooth gear (which is such an ugly pattern, like cheap curtains at a motel 6), or if they have the RTR thing in their description, automatic disqualification.
 
Met a girl online for a date who was a phlebotomist.

Date went extremely well until she told me she had herpes from her ex who was a truck driver.

Absolutely lost it on me in the parking lot of the brewery we met at when I declined to go back to her place or give her a good night kiss. Told her I didn't think things were gonna work out.

I'll give her credit for being professional and up front about her issue but I just couldn't deal with it.
 
I had some laughs at y'alls expense so it's time to share one of my bad dating stories.


Freshman year of college. Was still 17. A shy guy that had a noticeable crush asked if I wanted to hang out at the lake with a group of people. I agreed to.

End up making it to the lake about noon and the group of people is his family. Aunts, uncles, grandparents. He introduces me as his girlfriend. First date btw. I walk in wearing a tank top and some shorts over my two piece. I was dipping my fries in a Frosty and the women there hated me. Not only was he the biggest momma's boy, they were super conservative and religious. The Holier than thou type. They expected prim, proper, and modest and I showed up.

A group of us end up on the boat and I decide to go inner tubing. I learned an important lesson that day when my 2 piece became a 1 piece. The boat driver was distracted enough where the boat almost ran ashore.

Got back to the lake house. They grilled out some big steaks and I ate the entire steak. I was offered cheap wine by one of the uncles, which I turned down. By this time, I overheard his mom and couple of his aunts in the kitchen suspecting that I was pregnant. First date btw. A couple of hours later, I got sick. His mom went to the store to get me some medicine and bought me a pregnancy test.

I asked why she did that and she said "You were dipping your fries in a Frosty, you did not drink, you ate a lot, and you got sick so I think you might be pregnant" I looked at her and said "He has never dipped his fries in my frosty". He stood there the entire time without saying a word.

There was not a second date.
 

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