Tauren Poole's tweet to All Vol Fans:

#77
#77
Must be a reason the guy's a Poole. Could it be he'll bounce off tacklers and into the pocket, I mean end zone? Fans constantly shouting, "We got TP, damn it didn't say TB said TP. We got TP!" Or will it be, "TP = Titanium Pile driver"? Maybe Touchdown Power.
The Punisher? Oh to heck with it, just call him The Flash, after all that's the real reason my avatars feature the Scarlet Speedster. Ok, he's paint orange in this version. so maybe Ochre Oomph will do. Go get 'em Torrid Tauren. Suddenly, "The Torch" seems like a pretty good moniker too. We beat Florida we should yell, "Lizards drowned in the Poole! Gators floating belly up, man that cool. Poole, Poole, Poole, drowned in the Poole."
Then Rocky Top by the band in tune of the Alien soundtrack or maybe the Twilight Zone sound track.

Easy Smokey, easy boy, we're saving the best cuts of lizard meat for you--easy.
 
#78
#78
I really want to see this guy succeed. He seemed to bring alot of passion in the few plays Kiffin actually allowed him in on last year.

Would love it if Poole put this team on his back and took us to a bowl game.

Come on guy. You're about to finally get your shot!
 
#79
#79
Sounds great, just hope his OL feels the same way he does.


Just like Dooley said, great running backs will make people miss. Now i know we haven't seen much of Poole. But from what i have seen his field vision is superb! He's also displayedd toughness and YAC during the spring game.
 
#81
#81
Good to read. I hate that it took a tweet like that to get a few people to believe in him. Hope that work ethic is rubbing off on the rest of the team.
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#82
#82
did he really just end his post with a picture of smokey


No. You're imagining things. It happens to people when football season has ended for a while and the new season is tantalizingly close but seems so far away. The theory is that the football crazed mind begins to hallucinate and that explains why you're questioning what your eyes haven't seen. It's OK, we all suffer from that ailment to some extreme or another. Repeat after me: He didn't end his post with a picture of Smokey. He didn't end his post with a picture of Smokey. He didn't end his post with a picture of Smokey. :whistling:
 
#87
#87
Couldn't you have just wished him the best of luck and maybe given a word of encouragement?

Sometimes a tap on the butt and a "We will get em next time" (Fulmer way) is not enough. A lighter or torch underneath the players bum is needed as well.
 
#97
#97
Not sure why you think you are the judging entity on who is and who is not a "true fan"


I don't think you're a fan. I got one rotating on the table and it's a machine made by Lasko. Probably somewhere there's a Bearcat204 brand and model somewhere but it would still be a machine. But hey if you insist you're a fan--all power to ya.
 
Hey, who knew that this thread would turn into the same old argument of who is a fan and who isn't. I'M SHOCKED!
 
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