Must be a reason the guy's a Poole. Could it be he'll bounce off tacklers and into the pocket, I mean end zone? Fans constantly shouting, "We got TP, damn it didn't say TB said TP. We got TP!" Or will it be, "TP = Titanium Pile driver"? Maybe Touchdown Power.
The Punisher? Oh to heck with it, just call him The Flash, after all that's the real reason my avatars feature the Scarlet Speedster. Ok, he's paint orange in this version. so maybe Ochre Oomph will do. Go get 'em Torrid Tauren. Suddenly, "The Torch" seems like a pretty good moniker too. We beat Florida we should yell, "Lizards drowned in the Poole! Gators floating belly up, man that cool. Poole, Poole, Poole, drowned in the Poole."
Then Rocky Top by the band in tune of the Alien soundtrack or maybe the Twilight Zone sound track.
Easy Smokey, easy boy, we're saving the best cuts of lizard meat for you--easy.