Sometimes...

Met a cute little chick the other night at the bar.

I told her she reminded me of my little toe.

She asked "why, because I'm so little and cute?"

I said "No, because I'm drunk and I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table before I get to the bedroom"
 
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I seem to have been targeted by a certain someone lately. Must resist the urge to push the boundaries.

You know what amuses me about that? He trolls through here complaining about we are "butt hurt" but to my knowledge not a single person has taken him seriously enough to report him to Freak.

Unless you're referring to someone else.
 
Met a cute little chick the other night at the bar.

I told her she reminded me of my little toe.

She asked "why, because I'm so little and cute?"

I said "No, because I'm drunk and I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table before I get to the bedroom"

I think Behr has won the internet tonight and with that GIF.
 
You know what amuses me about that? He trolls through here complaining about we are "butt hurt" but to my knowledge not a single person has taken him seriously enough to report him to Freak.

Unless you're referring to someone else.

Nope. That's the very one.
 
I had a bad day, like anyone cares. I've been on here all day just having fun.


IMO, Everyone needs to let the "mod thang" go.

It will go nowhere. Fact.

I don't disagree, but it's like a train wreck I can't look away from.
 
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Agreed. You have provided plenty of lulz today though. Probably doesn't make up for a bad day though.

I'm not beeching.

Everyone has a bad day sometimes. I'm just glad to have you guys to take it out on without anyone getting butthurt....#IG or whatever.
 
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